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substantialmajestic 95 points ago +95 / -0

I have to set an alarm that requires me to walk across the room to shut off in order to get myself to peel away from 'New' at night so I go to bed.

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ShittersFull 16 points ago +17 / -1

I tried that across the room shit. I just got used to sleeping with loud noise. Good thing my morning poop always wakes me up naturally now.

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Neo5263 20 points ago +20 / -0

Username checks out.