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ThankDJT 192 points ago +193 / -1

News these days be faker than Nancy's front teeth

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DragonNRG 83 points ago +84 / -1

if there even really is a Nancy

i mean come on, who actually looks like that

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deleted 85 points ago +86 / -1
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The_Diesel53 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hahahahahahaha!!!

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Rooks 14 points ago +15 / -1

Ugh I feel like I just went blind for a second there.

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BidenHunter 72 points ago +72 / -0

I hardly believe anything these days until:

  1. I see numerous people dismissing it out of hand or
  2. Someone calls it a conspiracy theory

Then I'm like, "Hmmmm. There might be something to this..."

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LessAndLessIronic 39 points ago +39 / -0

My fact checkers are Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

If all of them censor something within minutes of each other, you know you are onto something interesting.

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TheRedRight 24 points ago +24 / -0

Like posting a countdown warning in an RV while playing Downtown on Loudspeakers.

Why did they need the internet down for that time period.

....and that’s a consecutive 14yrs of Democrats destroying our traditional Christmas Season.

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BidenHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks. I'll check 'em out.

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TownHallBall 0 points ago +2 / -2

Read the two stories. The media has made Bashar al-Assad into a boogeyman. He's not. Syria just wants to be left alone. I get it and empathize.

His wife is fine too. He's cool with me. The people of Syria are happy with him so westerners need to leave it be.

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NotQuiteHuman 37 points ago +37 / -0

People think she was being a jerk when she suddenly went "Good morning, Sunday morning!"

I think she blue-screened and reset.

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BidenHunter 22 points ago +22 / -0

Stroke

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Junionthepipeline 21 points ago +21 / -0

And drunk

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Phishhed44 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think she heard her MK-Ultra trigger ie “quiver/arrows” comment & reset (see above). Agreed. ☝🏾👍🏽

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NotQuiteHuman 7 points ago +7 / -0

I meant she's a Hall-of-Presidents style animatronic...but sure, that works too.

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CahalTheMad 12 points ago +12 / -0

You ever see Tales from the Crypt? Read ringer for The Crypt Keeper.

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KAGMAGIC2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fellow pede how did you miss "dead" when writing that out :)

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MunkyPunisher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just read it in scooby doo’s voice and roll with it.

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Dr0neRec0very 8 points ago +9 / -1

i mean come on, who actually looks like that

The skeletons in Minecraft.

Also, the crappiest terminator models that are even crappier than that lesbo-terminator.

Ok, none of that is real. I concede.

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filmfanaddicts 10 points ago +10 / -0

Haha she is drunk all the time.

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Traveler42 23 points ago +23 / -0

Have you seen her bloody bar bill that WE'RE having to pay for on each of her government flights???

The hag has a blood level in her alcohol stream....

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braveContrarian 9 points ago +9 / -0

if you ever worked at an upscale hotel where politicians go, you'd see they all do that shit all the time.

your taxes literally are going to 5 star hotels and Champaign parties as a fucking business expense.

listen i get it, if you're in europe on diplomatic missions or meeting with a really high profile person you might need expenses paid at a bar or hotel even a really nice one.

but this wasnt that. it was just them spending taxpayer money for no reason other than hedonism.

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BigBadJim 6 points ago +6 / -0

Demons with human flesh stretched over it.

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BestTimeToBAlive 3 points ago +3 / -0

and her boobs

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Phishhed44 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re like those parasite fish hanging off a shark.

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone else has seen pics of her when she was twenty something and boobless.

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Moltar 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do love me some steak but bloody in the middle.