Laser pointers is just being a dick, unless you mount it on a drone and then install AI with face recognition that is designed to only match an ANTIFA / BLM or Congressperson and with sufficient fast burst power to fry their retinas and possibly also set a fire to their brain tissue behind it, then....yeah don't use laser pointers
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brass knuckles are banned in DC. I looked it up
not sure about nunchuks or knives
baseball bats are OK
Laser pointers is just being a dick, unless you mount it on a drone and then install AI with face recognition that is designed to only match an ANTIFA / BLM or Congressperson and with sufficient fast burst power to fry their retinas and possibly also set a fire to their brain tissue behind it, then....yeah don't use laser pointers
disclaimer: this comment is for entertainment purposes only. no lawbreaking is expressed endorsed or implied