What is it with you and waterboarding? Hang him on his balls until they are ripped off for a starter.

Actually I thought about a system to hang traitors - it would have incremental lengths, so that once a rope rips of a body part through gravity, it will fall back on the next rope until that body part is ripped off. It will end with the neck as a finisher.

People used to be so creative with this......... and now it's just waterboarding... pha.