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My dad was all set to go to DC. I called a tow truck from across the city to take his car while he was out with my bitch mother. He is freaking out and doesn't know what to do. Hehe
posted ago by ConservativeTears1 +2 / -3
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– Dos_Scoops 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nice try. We both know you don't have a father.

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– TheJake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, prolly 2 moms...

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– maga_espada 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m sure that happened. Stop being a faggot.

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– Roxyspd5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank God you are not my child.

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– Habeyooooh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show us the receipt to prove it.

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– AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice try LARPy McCuckfag. Bye!

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– TheOutlawPepeWales 2 points ago +2 / -0

Strike three.

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– Schiffblower 1 point ago +1 / -0

and then everybody clapped

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– 675-EVIL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deport.

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– Ragnar_Danneskjold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations, you've committed a crime for a few pointless laughs (if this is even a true story).

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– bubble_bursts 0 points ago +2 / -2

Father. Dream on.

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– LibertyBelle45 -1 points ago +1 / -2

He's not your father ...

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