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posted ago by BigMikesJockStrap ago by BigMikesJockStrap +4502 / -5

Australia has under 30 cases a day and not a single person in ICU but apparently that's enough to shut down state lines and enforce mask mandates. If you have no symptoms why the hell would you get tested

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Lions4Trump 64 points ago +66 / -2

In the UK they are hammering us with 50k covid cases a day!!! (but it's healthy people taking the 90% false positive PCR test) - yeah stop taking the test, ignore all the covid bullshit.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m shocked Aus has such a relationship with the Chinese. Did I misunderstand the documentary Romper Stomper?

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WarViper1337 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah as soon as actual testing starts dropping they move the goal post over to "possible cases" which always projects big scary numbers.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now they are scare tactic with their new, more contagious strain!

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now the media in California is saying we might have to lock down until mid-2022 because of this new strain

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's exactly what they are doing here in Oregon. They call these manufactured positive cases "presumed positive", which are created by taking a positive test result and multiplying it by some predetermined number. Muh science.

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dykstra89 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah theyll just keep testing coca colas and grapefruits and chant "muh cases are skyrocketing"

Someone needs to drop an anvil on faucis head

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +2 / -1

From a great height, preferred. At least far enough up to do a real good smashing. Fauci if that is his real name?!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is exactly how they came up with the idea of "presumptive cases", which they use here in Oregon and I'm sure other states as well. When a person tests positive they assume that the person has been in contact with X number of people and then add X to the count as "presumed positives".

Gotta pump those numbers up!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'll just start testing more goats and papayas.

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cardiff s wales ere brother the same ere a fucking joke