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posted ago by BigMikesJockStrap ago by BigMikesJockStrap +4502 / -5

Australia has under 30 cases a day and not a single person in ICU but apparently that's enough to shut down state lines and enforce mask mandates. If you have no symptoms why the hell would you get tested

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do they need to actually test anything?

They'd just start dumping them in the trash and still fill out paperwork and force the results they want on us.

I do agree though. If you can avoid dealing with testing and shit(to the point they actually poke or prod you, more than a thermometer) then fucking do it.

Is there any phonelines for simply reporting locally if you have it or anything? I'm wondering what methods we could take to fuck with the stats(call in a shitload of cases in various areas and bloat stats to unrealistic degree, AN idea, I'm sure we can cook up better).

Bonus: If anyone is going to reluctantly tale the vaccine, make it the most horrifying experience for the next guy. "NO FUCK AH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!! GGGAAAAHHHH!! IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!!! I CAN'T SEE WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?!?!?(if you were dedicated enough start flopping in a seizurae and piss/shit yourself)