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braveContrarian 50 points ago +51 / -1

they arent worth investing in a forever box. I say just dump them all in some random hole, and instead of putting a memorial, put a urinal on top that just drains into the ground.

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deleted 22 points ago +22 / -0
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braveContrarian 13 points ago +13 / -0

well if anyone was actually going to take this advice (personally I like it), it would be a pretty big hole. so you could probably fit more than one.

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MAGAngelo 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you're going to do it, do it right.

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BonanzaPilot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have to poop. May I?

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JokerPede 11 points ago +13 / -2

Woodchipper. Blood makes our crops grow.

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MAGAngelo 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Tree of Liberty sure looks a little parched.

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KoofNoof 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone needs to bring a small dying potted tree in a wagon with a sign that says Tree of Liberty

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ChronicMetamorphosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take a dead Christmas tree. There should be plenty right now.

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Fermented 2 points ago +5 / -3

Homemade blood and bone meal! It will be a rich harvest indeed.

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JokerPede 0 points ago +3 / -3

Plenty of food to feed patriot families everywhere!

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heist 2 points ago +4 / -2

I hope someone is taking a shovel to DC

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MAGAngelo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or a Killdozer?

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elodrian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dropping a massive basalt obelisk with "Sic semper fures Democratia" carved two inches deep on both sides atop the mass grave isn't exactly a memorial to them. It's a reminder for the future.

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braveContrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

it was literally kind of a sick joke that meant to be offensive about pissing on their grave.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

put a urinal on top that just drains into the ground.

That might be more trouble than communists and traitors deserve. A simple outhouse would suffice.