Why would you put that in the headline? "Person does something, but it's definitely not for the reason that would never enter the minds of 95% of our readers."
Despite the source, I'm actually more inclined to think this is an editor trolling Hanks.
Lol I've been arguing politics like this intentionally to force a couple friends to concede biden is a total creep.
They've heard me joke in the past about him groping kids, but never discussed it too much(but they had a good idea how I feel before this happened)
Me: Yeah, imnot looking forware to Joe Biden becoming america's pedoph- DUH UH I MEAN PRESIDENT ELECT!!! WHOAH!!! Hehe, that sure is weird isn't it? Like the third time today, it's like a part of my brain wants to call him a pedophile for some reason! Why is that you think? Have you ever seen joe biden do anything creepy? I sure as hell haven't!
Gave me the dirtiest glare ever putting that image in his head and the best part was (IMO) was getting to say
"DUDE IT'S YOUR FAULT IF YOU WANNA DREAM UP AN IMAGE OF HIM DUDE! I WAS JUST ASKING AN HONEST QUESTION!!!!!"
Bonus additional punchline if the convo goes the right way:
Friend: You should probably be more careful when choosing words to describe joe biden!
You: HHHHOOOO RRRREALLLY?!??!?! YOU DON'T SAY? MAYBE I SHOULD TRY AND ACTUALLY STRUCTURE MY SENTENCES! I mean, i wouldn't wanna go running for any sort of office making flubs and bloopers like that left and right! Boy, imagine if someone made mistakes like that and managed to get in the white house! Hahha, good thing we got good ol' "48th time is a charm" Joe Biden!
This will get a positive reaction from anyone who folds and concedes they don't like biden. Doesn't matter how they feel about trump or anything else, if they have the slightest inkling of disdain for him, they'll hurl him under the bus alongside you, i PROMISE!)
Why would you put that in the headline? "Person does something, but it's definitely not for the reason that would never enter the minds of 95% of our readers."
Despite the source, I'm actually more inclined to think this is an editor trolling Hanks.
Lol I've been arguing politics like this intentionally to force a couple friends to concede biden is a total creep.
They've heard me joke in the past about him groping kids, but never discussed it too much(but they had a good idea how I feel before this happened)
Me: Yeah, imnot looking forware to Joe Biden becoming america's pedoph- DUH UH I MEAN PRESIDENT ELECT!!! WHOAH!!! Hehe, that sure is weird isn't it? Like the third time today, it's like a part of my brain wants to call him a pedophile for some reason! Why is that you think? Have you ever seen joe biden do anything creepy? I sure as hell haven't!
Gave me the dirtiest glare ever putting that image in his head and the best part was (IMO) was getting to say
"DUDE IT'S YOUR FAULT IF YOU WANNA DREAM UP AN IMAGE OF HIM DUDE! I WAS JUST ASKING AN HONEST QUESTION!!!!!"
Bonus additional punchline if the convo goes the right way:
Friend: You should probably be more careful when choosing words to describe joe biden!
You: HHHHOOOO RRRREALLLY?!??!?! YOU DON'T SAY? MAYBE I SHOULD TRY AND ACTUALLY STRUCTURE MY SENTENCES! I mean, i wouldn't wanna go running for any sort of office making flubs and bloopers like that left and right! Boy, imagine if someone made mistakes like that and managed to get in the white house! Hahha, good thing we got good ol' "48th time is a charm" Joe Biden!
This will get a positive reaction from anyone who folds and concedes they don't like biden. Doesn't matter how they feel about trump or anything else, if they have the slightest inkling of disdain for him, they'll hurl him under the bus alongside you, i PROMISE!)