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Medtex1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Piss on that.....strap yourself, the enemy sure as hell will..

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Jlin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should'a marked this as a joke. Not a statement of kneeling to tyrants.

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NOTWOKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a good joke. Funny thought I had is it will sure be handy in close combat and cutting wood for the occupation. ;)

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5121313 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO? LOL...No Second Amendment? Her next "no" will be NO - 1st Amendment: The First Amendment to the United States Constitution prevents the government from making laws which regulate an establishment of religion, or that would prohibit the free exercise of religion, or abridge the freedom of speech, the freedom of the press, the freedom of assembly, or the right to petition the government for redress of grievances.

How about a "NO Mayor"..... Instead of Guns..

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BrewSwillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring em anyway?

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4d714n 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just make sure you have a fire flower before you enter the castle.

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pxmose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best post of the day by far...I literally spit out my drink.

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AJRJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck her. She doesn't have the right to negate the Constitution. If you obey you might as well just hand them over and go home. You were never really going to defend anything anyway.

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f_u_reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

note: chainsaws are rather ineffective in hand to hand combat as they become jammed easily with cloth.

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RedPillDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about not negotiating with a tyrant?

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Bannedmanytimes 1 point ago +1 / -0

DC Mayor Bowser can nibble on my taint.

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NZbacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pitchfork.

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PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

We just need that thing the guy carried in "No Country for Old Men" - so we can peacefully occupy ..

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SharpCookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

How bout fuck you mayor bowser?

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