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Ninexx 65 points ago +65 / -0

I'd flip him around so he can cover my six...

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Girthquakes 34 points ago +34 / -0

Tail gunner, I like it.

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Marius 16 points ago +16 / -0

Everyone needs a wingman!

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White-tailed_Eagle 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like the way you think.

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WU_HAN_FRU 36 points ago +37 / -1

If you’re considering bringing your kid:

DON’T!

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TheSwiftPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

And if you’re already there with a kid, don’t you dare leave the protection of the group.

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CuckS1ayer 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well they said no guns. They didn't say anything about longswords and crossbows. 1776 Braveheart style.

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Tugboatguy 13 points ago +13 / -0

FREEEEEDOM !!!!

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8thGenPatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey, "Mad Jack" Churchill used a longbow and a broadsword in WWII. He also escaped a Nazi POW camp after he was captured while playing a funeral dirge on the bagpipes for his fallen platoon.

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pedercover 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Patriot/Braveheart crossover

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cannons aren't guns, right?

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Magister_Caeli 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, Greevil's Greed, farm commies up and buy some sick weapons

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Norma_Bates 16 points ago +16 / -0

100% my Vietnam Vet Dad would have bought this for me.

He had a gun in my hand as soon as I could be trusted to listen.

His job consisted of the delivery of VERY expensive items in his personal vehicle. Before I was even in kindergarten I used to ride around with him during his deliveries, he always had a gun and a knife under his seat and a knife and baseball bat under mine.

I was probably the only little girl in my kindergarten class who knew how to properly hit someone hard enough to break their nose. A few years ago I thought it was so absurd he taught me that... Why would I EVER need to know that?!? .... Now I know.

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Major_Sleazebag 10 points ago +10 / -0

As a small beta male this looks very appealing

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TheBebop 9 points ago +9 / -0

WHO RUNS BORDER TOWN?! MASTER BLASTER RUNS BORDER TOWN!!

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Tenspot20 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I got one of these for my wife but now her back hurts all the time and I noticed that she's starting to go a little bald."

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kiwibornsalty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bless you Americans, Outstanding...

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Hedonismbot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who run Barter Town?

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Krato313 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll admit I first learned of r/theDonald from iFunny.

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MosesMaloo [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny shit on there. I fount TDW on accident also

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Aesha03 2 points ago +2 / -0

But no one is actually taking their kids though, right?

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

New in Minecraft

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

ONLY A FUCKING IDIOT WOULD BRING THEIR KID!

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NancyDrewIQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am laughing so hard inside because my husband is asleep next to me. This is hilarious!!

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TrumpDynastyForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

For those taking your kids to DC: DON'T! Daddy said this is a protest. Protests where BurnLootMurder is involved are not safe for children.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

This reminds me of Mabinogi of all things.

(Human characters can mount giant characters...)

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it! I hope I see this in real life. Wow. Little. Mini me

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TheAnomalousUser 1 point ago +1 / -0

this needs a sticky