I heard they have explosives in their helmet that their commanders have control of and use to kill their own solders if they don't follow commands. Lol. I'm pretty sure we just need to hack into their controls and we can destroy a ton of their solders without even knowing where they are. Any white hat hackers want to crowd fund this please?

and their military responds: what do we do exactly, we don't really have any experience. Can we call the Americans? They kick ass everywhere they go.

I think it's time for China's leaders to get a coup directed at them.