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BrakeRemovalMechanic 164 points ago +164 / -0

If that's the case make sure you take advantage of the chaos.

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Fenianlad 80 points ago +80 / -0

God gives you lemons, make Tom Collins

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MegoThor 29 points ago +29 / -0

God gives you batshit, make gunpowder.

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LessAndLessIronic 18 points ago +18 / -0

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

~Cave Johnson

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BillBarrsLastBucket 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like Tom Clancy!

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KillEnemyOfThePeople 26 points ago +26 / -0

and fight in shade, no less.

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HubriantNectarine 19 points ago +19 / -0

Right on

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jarvis 102 points ago +102 / -0

A G1 storm is minor. They happen pretty often. They'd lie and say it was something more severe if that was their plan.

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magastrophysicist 99 points ago +99 / -0

Yep. A G1 storm has a planetary K index of 5 (average earth magnetic field disturbance of 50-85 nanoTesla).

It is the most minor storm that has a designation. Nowhere near dangerous or alarming.

Sincerely,

Your local based astrophysicist

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ProphetBoi 47 points ago +47 / -0

I feel like this is post was made specifically for you

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magastrophysicist 52 points ago +52 / -0

I think I am the only astrophysicist on this site, as far as I know. So you're probably right :)

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magastrophysicist 29 points ago +30 / -1

thank u clint1877, very cool

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third3y3guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Doubt that, the silent majority may include more astrophysicists. Probably all astrophysicists, after all, they are very smart.

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magastrophysicist 19 points ago +19 / -0

Based.

Except most of the astrophysicists I know are somehow simultaneously the smartest and dumbest people I know.

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lilree 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sir, we are but simple operators tending to our girthy hafnium rods

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooh I'm going to start using that.

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Varangian 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ve always wondered why Uranus spins 90 degrees off it’s orbit. I’m thankful for cosmologists in general, and if you answer this I’ll build a little shrine to bless you, or something...

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magastrophysicist 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am not a planetary guy, so I am not certain of any new ideas on this topic. I do believe it is an unsolved problem. The two competing ideas I have seen presented are some spin-orbit resonance with the other gas giant planets combined with outward planet migration or some series of large impacts from other bodies early on in the formation of the solar system.

No matter what, Uranus is different.

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Biden_is_racist 12 points ago +12 / -0

We need to send probes immediately to explore Uranus.

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midgetpornrocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Mike enters the chat.

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Fenianlad 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was going to ask how a regular ol pede knows this stuff, then I saw your name

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magastrophysicist 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol yep. It's not exactly my subfield -- I study black holes and other compact objects, but I am friends with a few solar physicists so I get to hear them talk about things like this all the time.

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Fenianlad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Real cool stuff

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Go take a look at

every day for some more great stuff!

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Fenianlad 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m afraid if I do I’ll go down another wormhole haha

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magastrophysicist 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's what I kept doing and now I have a PhD in astrophysics. Do itttttt

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DeadOverRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

But doesn't it have a stratospheric J index of 9.3 (triple the average lunar field disturbance at 175 microWestinghouses?

Sorry, I wanted to sound cool too.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

TOP KEK

I think it's a J index of 69 with a lunar field disturbance of 420 MAGAwatts

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL Nice.

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DeadOverRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL Nice

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Yunogood 3 points ago +3 / -0

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 5 points ago +5 / -0

this will be kp4 at worst. as bad as enlil spiral is, this thing isnt even close to a direct hit and its coming off a very minor flaring event. double or not.

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Isolated_Patriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

You are correct about the storm, however they can always claim it's a G1 now, then say "Oh, shit it was actually a G3! My bad! Twitter and Google servers won't reboot for some reason, that's weird right?"

I'm allowed to dream

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll let y'all know if something big is going to happen.

Sincerely,

Your local based astrophysicist

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Dirk_Diggler 11 points ago +11 / -0

Unfortunately, people are retarded, we all know that that can't tell an event like this any differently than they can tell cold/flu season apart from the coof. They couldn't tell a Carrington Event from static cling on the clothes in their dryer.

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LessAndLessIronic 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean, the Carington is the one where the dryer turns off and you can't get it to turn on for a decade and then everyone you have ever loved starves to death.

Though I suppose most won't believe to real because there will be no TV to fact check it for them.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

BASED Carrington event reference.

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trumpmixtape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its gonna happen right where all the evidence is being housed prolly lol

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rooftoptendie 35 points ago +35 / -0

sO CHECK THIS OUT

Suspicious observer is saying this CME thing will just barely touch us and its not a major deal. But even more interesting, he shows that the NASA solar feed has been stuck on 12/30/20 and isn't showing current solar weather. HOW STRANGE!!!

YESTERDAYS EP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be8Wg76wu-4&t=176s

TODAY'S EP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KLyAIWTIWs

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

that will only work temporarily, suspicious observer says the raw data is still available, just not the visual feed. So they can't cover it up like that for longer than a few days. Not that they won't do it though... just that if they do it won't work on people who know better.

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Oldguard08 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, I have no concern unless those pesky Russians and their Cobalt powered 'dead' satellite are over head....

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Immysteryman 23 points ago +24 / -1

From the movie Scent of a Woman, " This is such a crock of shit!"

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

He may be Jack to you son, but when you’ve known him as long as I have...

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LogicalPatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

This has actually been forecasted for months. Even before the election we knew we were under far higher risk of CMEs coming our way.

This isn't made up, but expect it to be a convincing excuse even if now CME is currently impacting our magnetosphere.

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noxousx 10 points ago +11 / -1

Man this Q shit seems more credible every day.

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levarrishawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seemingly so.

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MAGA_Patriot_1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not comic. Cosmic.

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TheWilderness 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wear a go pro.

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semisane17 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure ever single pede that saw that news story collectively threw their hands in the air and exclaimed, "Oh c'mon, this is the best you can come up with!?"

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semisane17 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not even mad that they're lying, it's expected at this point. What pisses me off is how lazy they are about their lies. Then again, Democrats keep falling for it. I trust everyone here to understand what that means.

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Corianas 2 points ago +2 / -0

... for a second there I thought you were going to quote the matrix...

I don't even see the news anymore, All I see is lies, deceptive editing and opinions disguised as facts....

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Cancelled1 5 points ago +5 / -0

My body is ready.

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sciencebeforegod 5 points ago +5 / -0

Something strange is going on with space weather though but it doesn’t mean the power will go out on the 6th.

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ObjectiveReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

All the same, creating a faraday cage is super easy and a lot of you should make one to store radios, nods, usb backups of your memes.

Aluminum foil over an Amazon box, tape it down, make sure it's complete coverage. https://youtu.be/3xt3Ms0ka4A?t=370 If you're crafty you make yours with a lid, super convenient.

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suitcasegate 4 points ago +4 / -0

'THE SCIENCE' - No media = Do what you want

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BlackSalt 4 points ago +5 / -1

It takes 4 days for energy to travel to earth from the sun now?

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Mtnlion667 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends on the strength of the eruption. Light takes 8 minutes but solar particles don't travel anywhere near the speed of light. A strong X class flare can make it in 1/2 a day but weaker bursts travel slower. This particular eruption is very weak so the energy isn't moving fast at all. The news is bullshit also. A G1 can't cause a blackout.

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Mtnlion667 3 points ago +3 / -0

You've got a good point!

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ianpatrick1966 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always has

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BILLofRIGHTEOUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

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BILLofRIGHTEOUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

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SaltHarvest 2 points ago +2 / -0

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BILLofRIGHTEOUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

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ScullyMully 4 points ago +4 / -0

CME = Coronal Mass Ejection

The Sun done got the Chyna Coronavirus. Joe Bai Den warns Sun to wear mask and to keep socially distant

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libtards_r_stoopid 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can just bet your last dollar the deep state will be taking full advantage of this. The timing could be more perfect. Hmmm, no what besides a cme can fry the grid?

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KillCommiesStackBodi 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are the storm

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FucKamala 3 points ago +3 / -0

They better hope the CME misses the planet because we aren't accepting any bullshit this week. Power goes out it's their fucking asses when we kick in those doors and drag them the fuck out by their hair

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ngc6086 3 points ago +3 / -0

Live feed cuts.... Two hours later feeds come back. All traitors are gone.

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

And by butts you mean Buttstocks

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DaayTerkErJerbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's only going to affect DC on the 6th lol

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Mtnlion667 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way a G1 causes a major disruption.

Spaceweather.com is a great site to keep an eye on though if anyone is looking to stay informed about this stuff.

Suspicious0bservers on YT is great for daily updates and the truth about "climate change" Ben is way more based than one would think, doesn't talk politics much, but when he does he's no fan of the globalist agenda.

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twistee_licks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta link?

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh, so this is what they plan to do. I wondered if they would pull the "water leak" scam again, maybe release a box of mice or cockroaches. What is certain: the DNC will cheat again, and will be comparing the totals to see just how much fraud they need to commit (just as they did when defrauding the Presidential election recently.)

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doodaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it took 7mins, not 4days for radiation to reach the earth from the sun. Oh wait a minute - Covid. My bad

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308freedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Light travels about that fast, but solar wind or matter doesn't.

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Shazxofshadilay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully Trump Declassifies NASA as the BIG GUBBMENT slush fund that it is, and that it hasn't done anything since it's NAZI roots but lie through CGI and propaganda. Search picture of Jupiter from space, or picture of satellite in space. All CGI, space-porn. "A generation lost in space. With no time left to start again." If this happens for real, know it's a false flag.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big chance of the commoners storming the Basile Capitol building on the 6th... pretty sure I saw a Guillotine over there somewhere...

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Dilis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty glib "explanation". So let's take it viral on every social media platform we have -- and explain it's all because of the Will Be Wild Protest over the voting frauds. Oh, and let's be sure to include that the information and stories are on OAN and Newsmax ... And for us Saved Believers, there was a prophecy, iirr in late November (beware false prophets), that an Angel of the Lord will strike communications in early January, 2021.

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chlorophyll 2 points ago +2 / -0

PROOF ITS FALSE https://www.solarham.net/

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cheesygorditacrunch4 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’ll become the land RVs and solar flares on the 6th.

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MAGA16062015 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the fuck is this not tagged electric pence

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Ep1ctetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS is going to turn the swamp’s lights out, literally and figuratively.

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WeirdoSlayer 2 points ago +3 / -1

smh

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