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BrakeRemovalMechanic 164 points ago +164 / -0

If that's the case make sure you take advantage of the chaos.

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Fenianlad 80 points ago +80 / -0

God gives you lemons, make Tom Collins

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MegoThor 29 points ago +29 / -0

God gives you batshit, make gunpowder.

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LessAndLessIronic 18 points ago +18 / -0

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

~Cave Johnson

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BillBarrsLastBucket 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like Tom Clancy!

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KillEnemyOfThePeople 26 points ago +26 / -0

and fight in shade, no less.

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HubriantNectarine 19 points ago +19 / -0

Right on