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Nomad1 27 points ago +27 / -0

Unforeseen circumstances is weird

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UseMask2WipeAss 5 points ago +5 / -0

COVID!? OMG PLEASE NOT COVID! GUYS IS IT COVID CNN AND CCP IS SAYING COVID IS REALLY REALLY BAD IN USA FUCK GUYS I HAVE TWO MASKS ON RIGHT NOW AND A DILDO UP MY ASS IN MY CLOSET PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP! I WANT IT TO STOP BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT ALL FEELS SO VIRTUOUS! I'M JUST SO AFRAID!

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HighGradeKEK 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can increase your immunity levels simply by putting a mask on that dildo that is currently up your ass.