posted ago by Captobvious
+23 / -1
I’m so excited to head to DC tomorrow, I could almost piss myself. But, I’d rather not do that in front of Trump and all my fellow patriotsWe’re talking at least 10 hours Wednesday with no pisser. How are you going to manage it?
I’m so excited to head to DC tomorrow, I could almost piss myself. But, I’d rather not do that in front of Trump and all my fellow patriotsWe’re talking at least 10 hours Wednesday with no pisser. How are you going to manage it?
There will be portapotties. Alex Jones said he paid for hundreds of them.
Thank the Lord, we are saved
Women can stand up, lower their pants to half mast, stick a large McD coffee cup between their legs, and pee. Wipe. Pull your pants back up, and dump the contents on weeds. Stick the used TP in the used coffee cup and discard in the trash. Some other women might need to form a privacy circle around you so nobody sees your butt. Pray that you dont get diarrhea.
This was my plan. And I'm not ashamed of my butt.
My spousal overunit swears by this device when camping:
https://www.amazon.com/Female-Urination-Device-Reusable-Female-Urinal-Silicone-Women-Pee-Funnel-Allows-Women-Pee-Standing-Up-Portable-Womens-Urinal-Perfect-Companion/dp/B08HTWH961/ref=zg_bs_3775241_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=39DPEW2VP4RXJE67TQSF
Don't know how that will work on the Oval though. LOL
I am not above peeing in a bush- raised by a red neck step father
Squat and have respectable men surround you with their backs toward you
Piss in a bottle and throw it at cops or BLM scum.
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