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Jitch76 1170 points ago +1173 / -3

cringe level 1,000,000,000

holy crap, i have douche chills!!!

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1776part2020 360 points ago +361 / -1

...and then everyone around her stopped what they were doing, stood up, and clapped. Albert Einstein even gave her a wink and a hi-five...

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castratedbob 237 points ago +238 / -1

Tupac blasting on the boombox....

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JBerk88 200 points ago +201 / -1

While celebrating Kwanzaa

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bong_shapiro 136 points ago +137 / -1

And smokin ganja

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Simple_Doot 70 points ago +72 / -2

Muhfuckers all around jump up and ask "what the next stanza?"

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KickingPugilist 45 points ago +45 / -0

Don't play me for a fool, I ain't no Costanza.

Chiose your words cuz I understand ya

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Ogcarvattack 38 points ago +39 / -1

She was called the boss by tony danza.

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Bout2gitsome 6 points ago +7 / -1

Jenkem

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john_smokin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Barry's secret Kenyan recipe

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RadMaxBTD 23 points ago +24 / -1

While cracking into an ice cold Schlitz Malt Liquor

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Proudboy420 44 points ago +45 / -1

I heard it was 3pac, remember how ahead of the times she is.

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MrJugsMcBulge 15 points ago +16 / -1

That's not enough Pacs for Kamala! She's skipping straight ahead to 6Pac!

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Ogcarvattack 13 points ago +14 / -1

More like dickpac

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Toe30330 28 points ago +28 / -0

I cant wait for her " I have a dweeem speech"

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Gesirisi 5 points ago +6 / -1

Two pack shaker!

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Rammstein1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Everything about Commies is FAKE.

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MerlynTrump 6 points ago +7 / -1

at first I misread it as "Trump blasting on the boombox".

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dissin_nips 4 points ago +5 / -1

Notorious BIG legalizing abortion....

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TheSwiftPepe 46 points ago +48 / -2

That stroller’s name? Adolf Einstein

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coolhandcuke 40 points ago +40 / -0

Then Martin Luther King made a speech about how brave she was.

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1776part2020 19 points ago +20 / -1

MLK actually lifted his story from Heels Up Harris!

-DemWits, probably

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my_pw_is_password 16 points ago +17 / -1

Then Martin Luther King, was inspired, and he forever changed history because of little Kamala. Stephen Spielberg wanted to make a movie about it, but Kamala's parents preferred everyone stayed modest about it.

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HolyMoley 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Lion King (queen) was based on her story of course.. her parents held her up the same way. Circle of stuff ya know.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +15 / -1

Haha

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Onehellofagoy 61 points ago +61 / -0

Reading stuff like that makes me want to fight and kill myself in equal measures. If most people truly think that is an awesome story and she's just heaps cool, then I simply do not belong here on this planet and I want off this rock.

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A1waysLurk1ing 26 points ago +27 / -1

Those people are all on fucking antidepressants. White dog shit is funny to them.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 15 points ago +15 / -0

Completely understand the sentiment. It really makes you wonder WTF is going on?

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test_pattern 11 points ago +11 / -0

they are brainwashed. literally.

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Ponzo [S] 73 points ago +74 / -1

Someone should post it there and watch moderators rush to delete it

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stellamonkey 37 points ago +37 / -0

reading that made me barf in my own mouth. this alternate universe these libtard fuckers live in is so nauseating. zero critical thinking, zero questioning of plausibility..... these cucks are dangerously retarded.

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Mona1950 12 points ago +12 / -0

I swear to God, I thought it was satire.

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Traveler42 7 points ago +8 / -1

Jo and da ho running for President IS satire.

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kazimiera 2 points ago +2 / -0

I posted it to fakebook

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I_LUV_WINNING 132 points ago +132 / -0

I just caught aids from reading that steaming pile of shit.

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HockeyMom4Trump 44 points ago +44 / -0

What? You don’t like the fweedom part?😂

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 15 points ago +16 / -1

They forgot to put the tree fiddy ending of the story.

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JudahBenjamin 4 points ago +6 / -2

TREE FIDDY

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +4 / -1

Covid for me. I caught covid reading that.

There, I'm all better already. That wasn't so bad.

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MustafaJones 99 points ago +99 / -0

Wow. I think I just threw up a little from the cringe. How dumb are people to believe this drivel?

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HockeyMom4Trump 61 points ago +61 / -0

Exactly! TMI about the straps makes it unbelievable. A normal story might be I was in a stroller, fell out and my parents did not notice..instead, her story goes on about safety regulations, which is unnecessary and typical of a false narrative.

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Musicbymuzak 25 points ago +25 / -0

"She laughs from her gut like family" oh stfuuuuuuuuu! My fake alert instantly went off

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Axiom502 36 points ago +36 / -0

Retarded SJW moms all over America are sharing it on facebook with some long typed up drivel

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splink 22 points ago +22 / -0

How many of them will be carrying homemade signs with little scrapbook flowers and "Fweedom!" on it now. Ugh.

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Axiom502 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fweedom on my pussy hat

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Useful idiot Democrat level of dumb, which is to say, morally and intellectually bankrupt.

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kazimiera 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well they've been muzzled, isolated, pumped full of bluepill drivel for months. It's like watching a Nationwide brainwashing experience

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Here_we_go 51 points ago +51 / -0

Very punchable moment

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Ch138 24 points ago +25 / -1

So, every minute since childbirth?

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Traveler42 8 points ago +9 / -1

Apparently abortion wouldn't have been ~completely bad in every circumstance...

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Ch138 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hard to hate abortion when its a majority liberals who have them.

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SoliderOn 1 point ago +2 / -1

I would say easier, I mean the scum on the water floats in the same place....easy to recognize?

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +2 / -1

The sort of traumatic childbirth where the doctor slaps the mother?

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Ch138 1 point ago +2 / -1

Karmela ate her way out.

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beachy_keen 36 points ago +36 / -0

I threw up in my mouth a little.

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Jestre 11 points ago +12 / -1

Redrum

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 9 points ago +10 / -1

You just celebrated your Vomitzfa..

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ABQKel 4 points ago +5 / -1

I pulled a Nadler. walks off sideways

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UndercoverInCA 158 points ago +158 / -0

Get the chopper ready, then.

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Madman2020 38 points ago +38 / -0

She'll only be lying on the ground then.

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Ol_Gravy_Leg 12 points ago +13 / -1

But her heels will still be up.

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Madman2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

And curling like the Wicked Witch.

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FireannDireach 105 points ago +106 / -1

Impossible. I think she's a legit, diagnosable malignant narcissist. They don't get better. Their very condition fights treatment tooth and nail.

Stealing someone's story is right out of the narc playbook. A narc will say and do anything that benefits them. Stealing from MLK? She needs it more, so she thinks she's justified. The black community should be up in arms that she shamelessly appropriated his story, even if MLK was talking right out of his ass and it never happened.

But they won't be. They're not allowed to be.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 70 points ago +70 / -0

She’s Hillary in blackface at this point and will be 1000x more insufferable. I already can’t take it. Make it stop. Trump better have the big guns to stop these people from ever showing their faces in public again.

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SHALL_NOT 19 points ago +20 / -1

Ive been calling her brown Hillary since before the primary. Join me!

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D0NNIE_DARK0 10 points ago +11 / -1

SHALL_DO

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Liberty5-3000 3 points ago +4 / -1

Whore-lary

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like Kamel Toe

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, considering that she had Hillary's campaign team and the full support of the DNC as their nominee (before Gabbard torpedoed her campaign), that's already an accurate comparison even before adding in the part about her being a lying, pandering, unlikeable, insufferable, cackling cunt.

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Pumpitrealgood 16 points ago +16 / -0

She is a dangerous sociopath, she sees life through the prism of the ends justifies the means. Her phone call to Biden upon the fraudulent win and I quote "We did it Joe haahaahaa, We did it'' was probably the fakest , most deranged spectacle I've ever seen in my life. She is demented, dangerous, delusional, and will rip the USA a new asshole of this is not stopped. She will literally dictate policy based on who throws the most cash her way. Corrupt to the core psycho.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of that fits neatly into what I've experienced from narcissists.

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SoliderOn 1 point ago +2 / -1

But remember, she will do it to her own peril. Her end will be worse than her beginning.

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Smarmcastic 8 points ago +12 / -4

Impossible. I think she's a legit, diagnosable malignant narcissist. They don't get better. Their very characterological abnormality fights treatment tooth and nail.

Fixed.

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FireannDireach 27 points ago +27 / -0

Not a hill I want to die on, but it's not a character defect. It's literally mental illness. I know narcs, grew up with one. Had many conversations with mental health experts and therapists on why they'll never change, and you can either learn to cope, or leave.

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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +7 / -2

I would not consider it under the mental illness umbrella as if this is out of their control entirely, like schizophrenia, depression, etc. I understand it's in the DSM and used to know that forward and back. It's characterological vs. psychosis vs. neurosis. Next thing, the APA will be pushing for narcissists and sociopaths to get disability compensation!

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FireannDireach 10 points ago +10 / -0

I disagree, but again, not a hill I want to die on. My views on it are colored by my personal experiences with it.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't Primary Psychopathy a genomic disorder?

I have no horse in this race.

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Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the whole nature vs. nurture debate is never going to get this resolved. However, one of the most telling longitudinal studies I had ever run across involved studying sons of aggressive (possibly psychopathic) fathers. Longitudinal studies aren't typical done or as successful to pull off as cross-sectional because of the difficulty in keeping up with the subjects over the years....or enough of them. However, in this one study (sorry, I don't know the citing any longer), it wasn't a simple direct correlation, that, highly aggressive dad produced highly aggressive future adult. It came down to, in short, that if the son was able to identify with his father, he had less of a chance to then become an aggressive adult himself. So as you could imagine, fathers largely absent physically and/or emotionally from these sons in turn produced men more like them than not. I would wager that this model probably gets reproduced somewhat with the other more severe characterological disorders (narcissism and borderline, especially). I had a colleague once say something brilliant to me. He said it doesn't have to be a nature vs. nurture argument....behaviors occur in nature.

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SoliderOn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Please stop making excuses for lazy people already.

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Kolob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of these characteristics run through my family and I believe there is a genetic component, but choice always enters in as well

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cherryred 1 point ago +2 / -1

Can confirm. My father was a malignant narcissist. He could make up stories like this, and tell contrasting lies within seconds with the confidence of an oscar-winning actor, as if he believed every piece of BS that came out of his mouth, no matter how heinous, even if it destroyed lives. He reveled in hurting people and praising himself. It only gets worse the more they get away with it.

The way she talks reminds me of him. Just less violent, only because I haven't seen her attack someone for nothing yet.

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RedStateRedditor 20 points ago +20 / -0

Me too! That would be a fairytale ending... "And with that wish, no words were heard again from the mouth of Kamala Harris. Everyone lived happily ever after."

I wish someone would make it so Jim Carrey stopped being such a loud-mouth liberal dip-shit moron so that I could enjoy watching movies like Liar Liar again.

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Dunreithdeadhead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Side Note...I was watching Liar Liar when my don was getting his MRI done on his hip about an hour ago

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Dunreithdeadhead 8 points ago +8 / -0

Son...not Don

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BarneyFrank 7 points ago +8 / -1

Freudian Trump. Happens to the best of us.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +2 / -1

I thought it sounded like a good name for woofer or mewer.

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7_17_24 1 point ago +2 / -1

I believe it’s “non-birthing offspring without a front hole” these days. “Son” got left behind with 2020.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I'm pretty sure Jim Carrey can provide something for her even if it isn't the ability to tell the truth. I think he's already been freely sharing too much.

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john_smokin 2 points ago +2 / -0

remember when he made a very short appearance on The Office and was a character obsessed with the Finger Lakes? Talking about people going missing?

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooh, foreshadowing!

But, no, I haven't actually watched the US version of The Office (heretic, I know). I've seen bits of the original UK version, but I just find the whole "drunk cameraman with a handicam" style (like Parks and Rec as well) to be a bit off-putting and hard to follow.

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tr21313 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow I totally missed that was Jim Carrey. It was random and hilarious

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +10 / -1

She is Hillary’s true successor. Other than the fact Hillary didn’t suck d.

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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well, Hillary always thought her dick was bigger, so.......

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D0NNIE_DARK0 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ditto.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not Bill's, at least.

Well, probably not since the wedding night. Well, who knows if it was even consummated (no one wants to know, so please don't tell me).

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fazaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can think of one way to do that.

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FancyNancy 80 points ago +80 / -0

She just wants us to pay, regardless of what the tax/ fee is called.

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KAG_FTW 57 points ago +57 / -0

Only democrats should pay reparations since only democrats owned slaves

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Art-Vandelay41 29 points ago +29 / -0

“But the parties switched.”

“What year did they switch?”

“Well, I don’t know a year exactly, it was more of a slow overtime....”

“But you said Nixon made the parties switch with racist dog whistles.”

“Well yes, but...”

“So what year then?”

“I don’t know.”

“YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!”

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Dtom13 8 points ago +9 / -1

"So then was FDR a Republican?"

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 5 points ago +5 / -0

“What no, of course not!”

“So a Democrat president put Japanese in internment camps?”

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Oldguard08 13 points ago +14 / -1

Isn't that the whole reason she got into the public service, was so she could enslave those pesky pot heads to work for commie California?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 8 points ago +9 / -1

Shut up and make the license plate bigot!

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +5 / -1

While she smoked weed and listened to tupac back in 1986

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newuser999 3 points ago +3 / -0

And watching MLK live on the TV

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Kweebecker 0 points ago +1 / -1

Unfortunately for her, pretty sure the proposal to repeal Civil Rights in Cali failed. Even places that drink SJW Corp on the daily (look it up, it's a real thing, San Jose Water Corporation) thought it was too big an ask.

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MustafaJones 3 points ago +4 / -1

Say hello to tax avoision, your gateway to not paying a dime to big gov.

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DarkoPolo 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don’t say evasion, I say avoision.

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Amaroq64 26 points ago +26 / -0

I remember they hated her. We had a ton of fun meming about it.

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HuggableBear 38 points ago +38 / -0

pwagiarism

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_deleted_ 17 points ago +17 / -0

Gwuillotines

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9x10again 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not surprising.

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voterID12345 12 points ago +12 / -0

what a bitch!

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SWIM 210 points ago +210 / -0

This is propaganda.

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Imransgarage 30 points ago +30 / -0

It always is.

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JerryJerryJerry 32 points ago +32 / -0

Always has been.

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Imransgarage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha that's the one.

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JerryJerryJerry 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is may-mays.

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lurkwellmyfriends 21 points ago +21 / -0

30+ percent will believe it. 60+ percent know it's bullshit.

90+ percent don't care, and that's why we have a corrupt, demented CCP shill and a lying vagabond about to assume the White House. The republic is toast. Unless ...

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Dahnald2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Very reminiscent of the crazy stories about Dear Leader Kim Jong IL

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notsodavidc 150 points ago +150 / -0

She’s the “black” version of Hillary, nothing but a fake, 2 faced bitch

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 57 points ago +57 / -0

Even Hillary wasn't this fake. She's taking this to a whole another level

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commies0ride0free 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ehhh “Bosnia under sniper fire” is equivalent imo

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 14 points ago +14 / -0

I see your point, but Kamala isn't even black. I feel like Hillary's was more of a "this definitely isn't true" where as Kamala's was "this is the dumbest thing I ever read".

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok, that is true lol

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s true

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PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a story book for kids about Hillary fighting big mean old white politicians since she was a little girl. Plenty of propaganda.

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wallasshole 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hillary of Color

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Pumpitrealgood 5 points ago +5 / -0

she is literally Hillary, but a bit more measured in her bullshit, her entire facade oozes of pure filth, and evil. Hillary had her fake cackle, and her evil glare, but somewhere you can still see dare I say a faint glimmer of humanity. This lizard creature is a solid gold phoney, Just pure reptilian cold-blooded bitch that will do anything for power, and money. If she had any common sense at all she would talk to Biden to concede immediately, yet she is pushing forward as if they won something, fucking crazy.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

She does that weird hook finger pointing the Clintons do too

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D0NNIE_DARK0 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s what I said. Hillary on blackface. It’s not even clear what her dad is. They just say Jamaican as if other ethnicities don’t have long histories there. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s fully Indian at this point. She is such a weirdo.

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snowypepe 145 points ago +145 / -0

"She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family"

Lol give me a fucking break

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based_unicorn 67 points ago +67 / -0

Her witch cackle

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NotQuiteHuman 23 points ago +24 / -1

Oh, yeah, I can see it now. Sitting around the living room, reminiscing about the good old days and where you got these scarrrrs.

Why? So? Serious?

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BarneyFrank 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was a DABAAATEEEEEE! Hohohoho

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NotQuiteHuman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh, yeah, I can see it now. Sitting around the living room, reminiscing about the good old days and where you got these scarrrrs.

Why? So? Serious?

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ParticleCannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like a super-spreader to me

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FireannDireach 55 points ago +55 / -0

Google Kamala's mom.

Odd, she doesn't look like a woman who would speak like a black woman.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah the whole thing is a ridiculous joke. Are we sure she’s not an Indian Dolezal.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +10 / -1

No, she's really part black, half Indian. And she shames both side of her family.

Dolezal had no black heritage, only difference. She's also a congenital liar, like Kamala. And Joe. And Hillary.

It's like there's a theme here...

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Infuriator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try my cookie cookie! 💣

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_deleted_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man, am I a woman?!

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Dunreithdeadhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want to tax the working man so that my supporters can have EVERYTHING FOR FREE

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cherryred 1 point ago +2 / -1

You really are the better version. Very accurate!

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Demandred 80 points ago +80 / -0

Did the whole bus clap?

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CloakAndDagger 38 points ago +38 / -0

THAT BUS DRIVER'S NAME? ALBERT EINSTEIN

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Albert Einstein? Last time I heard the story it was Rosa Parks.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020 is over, dude. At least until another felon overdoses, not every hero has to be black.

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I thought Albert Einstein was black. Just like Queen Elizabeth, who I saw in that movie as black...

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was going for the bus connection here.

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9x10again 8 points ago +8 / -0

They’re all Bozos on that bus. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Martin Luther King moonwalked past and slipped me a $100 bill, and through the thunderous applause at my braveness, I heard Rosa Parks whisper "my hero". Cis white men were crying, and then the police arrested Trump's grandpa.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabiez 76 points ago +76 / -0

So it turns out Kamala Harris lifted her "Fweedom" story from a 1965 Playboy interview with Martin Luther King, by Alex Haley.

https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2018/01/01/martin-luther-king-jr-playboy-interview-1965/

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TheOutlawPepeWales 18 points ago +18 / -0

I live on about 10% of Dr. King's income (adjusted for 60 years of inflation caused by exorbitant and ineffective socialist tax-and-spend policies) and I'm getting really fucking sick and tired of black multi-millionaires telling me how oppressed they are (especially when they're in the highest government offices) and how it's all my fault for being white.

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BraggCell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Check your privilege. Those multi-millionaires have it hard.

https://youtu.be/NofDpJcuIw8

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ThrowawayRV 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is literally clown world stuff. Like, Jesus Christ, I can't. I just can't.

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PatPede1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shuddered with laughter here! Head back and everything, just like Kam Kam.

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

I guess that means you're family now, or something.

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TheDoninator 39 points ago +40 / -1

This is something Micheal Scott would say on the Office. Come on now.

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diCenturion 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol why is it funny in this context?

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nowrongwrong 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Fweedom"

  • Martin Luther King Jr.
  • Wayne Gretsky
  • Michael Scott
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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was unaware that this was a story that MLK told to Playboy (wasn't he a Reverend? Why is he interviewing with Playboy?) but even so it reeks of emotional manipulation.

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nowrongwrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember Playboy in the 60s was extremely softcore. Breasts and butts only, no pubic regions. Some could argue it was not much different than other forms of nude art like sculptures or paintings. This was the same time period that PG movies could even have light nudity in them provided it was in an appropriate context like topless natives etc. Playboy also had a large readership of very important individuals which gave it influence, so I believe there were a large number of famous interviews and some actual journalism done.

It is an interesting dichotomy none the less.

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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know that, that's pretty interesting.

I feel nostalgia for a world I never got to know...

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Dilaudid 34 points ago +34 / -0

Kamala Harris also lied about being African American, even though she is of Indian descend. She even ran as an Indian American back when she had to catch Indian voters. Once, she even (and I'm not making this up) ran with a made up chinese name.

In the primaries, she accused Joe Biden of being a racist and a rapist. Now they are suddenly best friends? A journalist asked her about this, and she said: "It was just a debate".

Alright, so you are allowed to make up rape accusations as long as it politically benefits you? We all know Democrats have been doing this for decades, but nobody ever admitted it as blatantly as her.

She lies about supporting Blacks and BLM, even though she herself is responsible for many innocents being jailed and many blacks being kept in prison as cheap labor.

She is a liar, always has been.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 6 points ago +6 / -0

What? a Chinese name? I suspect she’s fully Asian. The woman will say and do anything for proximity to power. Don’t forget she protected pedo priests in California.

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BigPanda71 5 points ago +5 / -0

No journalist ever asked her about it. It was a throwaway question when she was on Colbert’s show. She booted it, and thus was never asked about it again

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ParticleCannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

you are allowed to make up rape accusations as long as it politically benefits you

Welcome to the Left

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once, she even (and I'm not making this up) ran with a made up chinese name.

This is glorious. What was the name? We need to start meme-ing it.

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BarneyFrank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kamulan

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559throw 4 points ago +4 / -0

She had a pet dragon named Shumu

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Tusculan2pt0 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was vietnamese- chinese hybrid. Mě súk Wàng

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MaxineWaters4Prez 33 points ago +33 / -0

Then everyone clapped and the grand-nephew of Albert Einstein started handing out $100 bills.

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DrunkenWalMart 31 points ago +31 / -0

ill give her $100 if she would go to India and see what they think of her lmao

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mightiest_m 28 points ago +28 / -0

Uh. Even as a transcript her laugh is annoying.

She's like Biden, she can't stop lying and the media let her off no matter how ridiculously obvious the lie is.

She did a video on her youngest memories of Kwanzaa with traditions with her family, even though it wasn't even invented until years after she was born... and they STILL wouldn't call her out on it and just said how stunning and brave she is for sharing her memories.

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RareMillennialPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, if she were like Biden she'd occasionally tell the truth in a spectacular foot-in-mouth moment... and then the media would let her off.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

It never. fucking. ends. with these people. Psycho!

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LiskaEman 27 points ago +27 / -0

That is the fakest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

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ccxn 4 points ago +4 / -0

It doesn't matter. They know it doesn't matter. They just stole an election in our faces.

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LiskaEman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, but it sure works great for ticking us off!

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ccxn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should piss anyone with half a brain off.

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ItGoWooWoo 24 points ago +24 / -0

Please clap.

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captn_crunch 10 points ago +10 / -0

No Kamala, Willie Brown already gave you that.

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Pumpitrealgood 1 point ago +1 / -0

you stupid bastards, shit for brains assholes....

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lordvon 23 points ago +23 / -0

FWEEDOM!!!!!!?????? FUCKING DIE

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Right? Sounds like the furry re-telling of Braveheart.

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PichaiLiedToCongress 6 points ago +6 / -0

She fell from her stroller, having not being strapped in. She was in a crowd of adults and her parents didn't notice.

Isn't that freedom?

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Cause I wive and bwethe, this Philadephia fweedom! Fwom the day that I was bown I waysed the fwag! Philadeplhia fweedom brought be took me kwee high to a womyn, yeah. Gave me pweace of mind that my mommy never had" - Kamala in 1975.

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TenaciousDT 5 points ago +5 / -0

God just fucking kill me ffs

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Tiocfaidh_ar_la 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is like a real life version of all the bullshit "my child said" people on social media.

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cherryred 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's hard to tell which one is more narcissistic. Is it worse to use your kid as a prop or to say "When I was three I was lecturing people on civil rights before I could say civil rights, got them to change their views and everyone clapped".

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 15 points ago +15 / -0

Her story doesn't even make sense at face value. She's more free outside of the stroller than in it. But I guess even in her made up stories, Kamala can't help but portray herself as a fucking retard.

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Liberal_Inquisitor 15 points ago +15 / -0

🤮🤮

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CommieCucker 14 points ago +14 / -0

And when they told me to move to the back of the bus, I yelled "it's morphin' time" and ninja-jumped into my giant T-rex robot

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol!!

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TheBestDuck 14 points ago +15 / -1

It's okay, she'll just pretend her mother's the liar.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hillary did the same when she was caught in amie about the origin of her name. The Press will do the heavy lifting but anyone with half a brain will know

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SakaSouffle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jesus chwist

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FrankDrebin 9 points ago +9 / -0

This can't be real.

This is the fakest person in D.C. and that says a lot. It's too much.

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maga_mama_757 9 points ago +9 / -0

And she PLAGIARIZED IT!!!! From a 1965 "Fweedom" story in Playboy, in an interview with Martin Luther King

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1346232501673594880/photo/2

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe she could have found freedom in Jamaica, India or Canada. Why did she move here, to voluntarily be oppressed? Deport that rag, we don't want what she's selling.

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RPOZ28 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can not believe anyone will believe this shit. I had to check it out before I discovered it isn't from the Bee.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Bee is just gonna have to go straight news at this rate. Reality is putting them out of business.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's also not from Heel's-Up, she stole the story

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Pederella 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤮 Bish truly cannot speak without spewing lies

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Fortyfive2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

That mother’s name?

Albert Einstein

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

BARF ALERT

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oshead 5 points ago +5 / -0

This from a list of cringe stories she's been programmed with that are total fabrication. Biden does exactly the same thing. So does Killary and if I listened to the left more I'd have thousands more examples. They're all larpers at everything they do. Everything is a con and every word is a lie.

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oshead 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's certainly a case for pathological. I find them to be shallow sub humans but I guess a series or a multitude of lies is pathological.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 5 points ago +5 / -0

That definitely happened.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fweedom for her, enslavement for the rest of us.

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elmerecido 4 points ago +4 / -0

"FWEEDOM TO HUNT WABBITS!"

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lenchodahated 4 points ago +4 / -0

kuntmala harris is full of shit. fucking lying-ass donkey-faced bitch

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TheDonWon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kamala Harris is a clown whore and completely dead on the inside.

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Mannaggia 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 THIS IS THE WORST CRINGE EVER!

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Tico1968 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow. She’s been gagging on sausage longer than I thought.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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medoedich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything about her is fake.

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DefaultFreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

AhhhWomen!

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Fignugent 4 points ago +4 / -0

"i was 9 at the time" - omitted from the record

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Tellguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good Ol'Heels up Harris

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runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I just looked at her and I said, "Someday I'm going to suck the cock of the Mayor of San Francisco"