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Jitch76 1170 points ago +1173 / -3

cringe level 1,000,000,000

holy crap, i have douche chills!!!

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1776part2020 360 points ago +361 / -1

...and then everyone around her stopped what they were doing, stood up, and clapped. Albert Einstein even gave her a wink and a hi-five...

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castratedbob 237 points ago +238 / -1

Tupac blasting on the boombox....

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JBerk88 200 points ago +201 / -1

While celebrating Kwanzaa

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Proudboy420 44 points ago +45 / -1

I heard it was 3pac, remember how ahead of the times she is.

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Rammstein1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Everything about Commies is FAKE.

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MerlynTrump 6 points ago +7 / -1

at first I misread it as "Trump blasting on the boombox".

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dissin_nips 4 points ago +5 / -1

Notorious BIG legalizing abortion....

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TheSwiftPepe 46 points ago +48 / -2

That stroller’s name? Adolf Einstein

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coolhandcuke 40 points ago +40 / -0

Then Martin Luther King made a speech about how brave she was.

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1776part2020 19 points ago +20 / -1

MLK actually lifted his story from Heels Up Harris!

-DemWits, probably

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my_pw_is_password 16 points ago +17 / -1

Then Martin Luther King, was inspired, and he forever changed history because of little Kamala. Stephen Spielberg wanted to make a movie about it, but Kamala's parents preferred everyone stayed modest about it.

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HolyMoley 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Lion King (queen) was based on her story of course.. her parents held her up the same way. Circle of stuff ya know.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +15 / -1

Haha

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Onehellofagoy 61 points ago +61 / -0

Reading stuff like that makes me want to fight and kill myself in equal measures. If most people truly think that is an awesome story and she's just heaps cool, then I simply do not belong here on this planet and I want off this rock.

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Ponzo [S] 73 points ago +74 / -1

Someone should post it there and watch moderators rush to delete it

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stellamonkey 37 points ago +37 / -0

reading that made me barf in my own mouth. this alternate universe these libtard fuckers live in is so nauseating. zero critical thinking, zero questioning of plausibility..... these cucks are dangerously retarded.

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Mona1950 12 points ago +12 / -0

I swear to God, I thought it was satire.

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Traveler42 7 points ago +8 / -1

Jo and da ho running for President IS satire.

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kazimiera 2 points ago +2 / -0

I posted it to fakebook

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I_LUV_WINNING 132 points ago +132 / -0

I just caught aids from reading that steaming pile of shit.

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HockeyMom4Trump 44 points ago +44 / -0

What? You don’t like the fweedom part?😂

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 15 points ago +16 / -1

They forgot to put the tree fiddy ending of the story.

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JudahBenjamin 4 points ago +6 / -2

TREE FIDDY

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +4 / -1

Covid for me. I caught covid reading that.

There, I'm all better already. That wasn't so bad.

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MustafaJones 99 points ago +99 / -0

Wow. I think I just threw up a little from the cringe. How dumb are people to believe this drivel?

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HockeyMom4Trump 61 points ago +61 / -0

Exactly! TMI about the straps makes it unbelievable. A normal story might be I was in a stroller, fell out and my parents did not notice..instead, her story goes on about safety regulations, which is unnecessary and typical of a false narrative.

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Musicbymuzak 25 points ago +25 / -0

"She laughs from her gut like family" oh stfuuuuuuuuu! My fake alert instantly went off

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Axiom502 36 points ago +36 / -0

Retarded SJW moms all over America are sharing it on facebook with some long typed up drivel

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splink 22 points ago +22 / -0

How many of them will be carrying homemade signs with little scrapbook flowers and "Fweedom!" on it now. Ugh.

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Axiom502 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fweedom on my pussy hat

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Useful idiot Democrat level of dumb, which is to say, morally and intellectually bankrupt.

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kazimiera 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well they've been muzzled, isolated, pumped full of bluepill drivel for months. It's like watching a Nationwide brainwashing experience

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Here_we_go 51 points ago +51 / -0

Very punchable moment

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Ch138 24 points ago +25 / -1

So, every minute since childbirth?

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Traveler42 8 points ago +9 / -1

Apparently abortion wouldn't have been ~completely bad in every circumstance...

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Ch138 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hard to hate abortion when its a majority liberals who have them.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +2 / -1

The sort of traumatic childbirth where the doctor slaps the mother?

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Ch138 1 point ago +2 / -1

Karmela ate her way out.

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beachy_keen 36 points ago +36 / -0

I threw up in my mouth a little.

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Jestre 11 points ago +12 / -1

Redrum

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 9 points ago +10 / -1

You just celebrated your Vomitzfa..

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ABQKel 4 points ago +5 / -1

I pulled a Nadler. walks off sideways