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1776part2020 360 points ago +361 / -1

...and then everyone around her stopped what they were doing, stood up, and clapped. Albert Einstein even gave her a wink and a hi-five...

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castratedbob 237 points ago +238 / -1

Tupac blasting on the boombox....

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JBerk88 200 points ago +201 / -1

While celebrating Kwanzaa

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bong_shapiro 136 points ago +137 / -1

And smokin ganja

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Simple_Doot 70 points ago +72 / -2

Muhfuckers all around jump up and ask "what the next stanza?"

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Bout2gitsome 6 points ago +7 / -1

Jenkem

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RadMaxBTD 23 points ago +24 / -1

While cracking into an ice cold Schlitz Malt Liquor

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Proudboy420 44 points ago +45 / -1

I heard it was 3pac, remember how ahead of the times she is.

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MrJugsMcBulge 15 points ago +16 / -1

That's not enough Pacs for Kamala! She's skipping straight ahead to 6Pac!

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Ogcarvattack 13 points ago +14 / -1

More like dickpac

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Rammstein1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Everything about Commies is FAKE.

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MerlynTrump 6 points ago +7 / -1

at first I misread it as "Trump blasting on the boombox".

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dissin_nips 4 points ago +5 / -1

Notorious BIG legalizing abortion....

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TheSwiftPepe 46 points ago +48 / -2

That stroller’s name? Adolf Einstein

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coolhandcuke 40 points ago +40 / -0

Then Martin Luther King made a speech about how brave she was.

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1776part2020 19 points ago +20 / -1

MLK actually lifted his story from Heels Up Harris!

-DemWits, probably

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my_pw_is_password 16 points ago +17 / -1

Then Martin Luther King, was inspired, and he forever changed history because of little Kamala. Stephen Spielberg wanted to make a movie about it, but Kamala's parents preferred everyone stayed modest about it.

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HolyMoley 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Lion King (queen) was based on her story of course.. her parents held her up the same way. Circle of stuff ya know.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +15 / -1

Haha

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Onehellofagoy 61 points ago +61 / -0

Reading stuff like that makes me want to fight and kill myself in equal measures. If most people truly think that is an awesome story and she's just heaps cool, then I simply do not belong here on this planet and I want off this rock.

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A1waysLurk1ing 26 points ago +27 / -1

Those people are all on fucking antidepressants. White dog shit is funny to them.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 15 points ago +15 / -0

Completely understand the sentiment. It really makes you wonder WTF is going on?

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test_pattern 11 points ago +11 / -0

they are brainwashed. literally.