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COnDEMnED 361 points ago +364 / -3

Do it then talk about it for two hours at the rally.

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undefined 213 points ago +213 / -0

“We’ve got these alien space ships - not illegal alien, the green ones not the brown ones, we got these alien space ships that do things no bodies ever heard of”

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FUCK_DemonRATS 53 points ago +53 / -0

I think the aliens are Pelosi, Schumer, and the rest of the demonrats

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ztrich007 37 points ago +37 / -0

Those are the lizard people. They climbed out from under a rock

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undefined 24 points ago +24 / -0

I. Fucking. Knew. It!

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NomadicKrow2 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's an interesting thought experiment. What if they aren't declassifying aliens because it would bring Humanity together (for the most part) and then there would be no more wars and no more spending on defense so there's no more money to make?

Or we're the warlike species in the galaxy. We're the Klingons or the Krogans and they're scared as fuck of bringing us into the galactic fold, so we're kept in the dark on a backwarter planet.

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John_McFly 20 points ago +20 / -0

"So they put things where it is very disrespectful. Very disgusting. Places where former congressmen may enjoy it, but I have no interest in that."

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iamjohnwick 17 points ago +17 / -0

“We’re gonna build a dome, the greatest dome you’ve ever seen. A big beautiful dome, and we’re going to make the aliens pay for it.” -DJT probably

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DeadOverRed 30 points ago +30 / -0

For real. I need to know whether to bring ammo or beer.

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COnDEMnED 19 points ago +19 / -0

Both!

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RyanT282 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes.

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lenchodahated 8 points ago +8 / -0

my dick is getting so hard 😂😂

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makin' my dick heavy...