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Rudyard 649 points ago +650 / -1

Please. Fuck. Please.

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intellectual-darkweb 200 points ago +203 / -3

IT’S HABBENIIIING!!!

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sackofwisdom 177 points ago +178 / -1

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 42 points ago +42 / -0

I can hear a full chorus singing that.

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DeplorableRaine28 9 points ago +9 / -0

We dream Bigly

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SuperMagaMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mulder intensifies

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wee oo oo we oo

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ShyRipley 59 points ago +60 / -1

DO. WANT.

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MagasaurusRex 34 points ago +34 / -0

My balls are purple with anticipation

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PutWomenInCheck 5 points ago +6 / -1

SAME. I'M ON NO FAP AS WELL BECAUSE YOU NEED AN EXTRA SOURCE OF ENERGY. FOOD+WATER= SOURCE 1, JESUS CHRIST=SOURCE 2 NO FAP= SOURCE 3

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horsefacestorm 18 points ago +18 / -0

Damn I better keep the windows closed!

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sexlexia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm. I am in my mid-30's, my biological clock's been ticking and all the men in my blue state are probably sterile anyway...

...opens window

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DONS_YUGE_DONG 2 points ago +2 / -0

the only survivors will be those people who walk around with umbrellas when it's not raining

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AmericanGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

top kek

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +9 / -1

Wow. Impressive. I can’t wait.

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lastcubestanding 19 points ago +19 / -0

That’s gonna fucking jinx it

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YUNG_GUAC 65 points ago +65 / -0

Declas UFOs to own the commies, then win anyways.

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learntocode 50 points ago +57 / -7

bunch of secret military test planes, baloons, drones. UFO ppl are right: the devices do exist. Just wrong about space men.

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Klown_Schwab 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's no fun though

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lmao 26 points ago +26 / -0

are you kidding me? nuclear power for 70 years and nothing to show for it but a new way to run a steam engine and a new way to blow up a whole city in a worse way than conventional weapons.

barely even any new aircraft tech in the same 70 years.

Nah, it would be more fun if it was all true but only human.

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learntocode 12 points ago +12 / -0

it is still pretty fun, just in a different "we got tech 2 keel u" kind of way

i heard Adam Schiff will dress up like an Alpha Centaurian and anal probe you if you agree to hit the meth pipe in Chateau Marmont

for science

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SentryS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pssshhh haven't you had enough fun yet?

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Frog_Anne 16 points ago +16 / -0

I saw a funny bit once, saying that when we see tech that's beyond our capabilities, we think it must be aliens. When other countries see tech that's beyond their capabilities, they think it must be American.

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goodatlife123 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is the earth really flat??

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learntocode 10 points ago +10 / -0

No, based on the wear patterns on everyones shoes, it is a cone.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 2 points ago +3 / -1

The real aliens are fungi and molecules that rained in from space back in the Pangea days, landed in the ocean and evolved into coral reefs and octopi. Land aliens evolved into mushrooms, spreading psychedelics to nomadic humans.

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illmatic_diplomat 21 points ago +22 / -1

Fun fact: Tom Delonge of the pop-punk band Blink-182 leaked that footage a year prior and has devoted much of recent life and wealth into his co-founded academy “to the stars” to promote aerospace and science. He’s also help with MANY files and footage surrounding UFO’s to get declassified and released.

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very interesting

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was set to "help Clinton and Podesta release all the info on Aliens..." according to him on the Rogan podcast a few years back. He is in deep with the Uniparty.

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ProfessorOak 13 points ago +13 / -0

First president to make an intergalactic trade deal.

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NavyGuy 12 points ago +12 / -0

No actually. The very first was Eisenhower.

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ApocolipticPePe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Under rated, broken tooth my ass!

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fadelio 7 points ago +8 / -1

If the federation would recognize Isreal we'd already have contact.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 87 points ago +88 / -1

It would be nice if GEOTUS declassified everything even remotely pertaining to 9/11 too. I imagine it would be quite interesting.

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Wood_Shampoo1 74 points ago +74 / -0

And Vegas shooting

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 19 points ago +20 / -1

In this case while the deep state might be involved, so declassifying may show something, it's also possible that the FBI was just totally incompetent in figuring out what happened. The death certificate for the supposed shooter who committed suicide doesn't even have an actual time of death (only a clerical one). It's possible they didn't even bother checking to determine when he died.

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Cozette 9 points ago +10 / -1

McCabe was in charge when the FBI did the Vegas "investigation"/cover up.

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CharlesDemar72 38 points ago +38 / -0

And the JFK assassination.

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Sykol -4 points ago +3 / -7

That was a suicide.

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dimesfordimes 9 points ago +9 / -0

That the was Mossad and the Suadis who were behind it would be very shocking for the American public to learn.

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Yeow 2 points ago +2 / -0

George H. W. Bush - where is he now? Hell go brrrr

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americathegr888 7 points ago +7 / -0

Half the people here would just say you're racist for reading since most of it would implicate muh greatest allies.

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americathegr888 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satan?

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was expecting big Mike on there somewhere

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were only so many slots.....and so many sluts.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go scorched Earth! Do it.

Please declassify all the swamp rats that had payouts for sexual harassment lawsuits over the years! Do it. It is our money paying for that BS.