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5thhorseman 257 points ago +260 / -3

DO IT! Hell, at at his point recruit the aliens to help us!

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19841776 101 points ago +102 / -1

Technically, aliens from Uranus are all classified as political refugees since the Pulling It Outta My Ass Act of 1947.

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HuskeyG 60 points ago +60 / -0

That's why we have to Make Space Great Again so they can return home.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sheds new light on the recently added Space Force.

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DemsFuckKids 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is gold. Good job pede

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DeadOverRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

There are several levels of hilarious awesome here! Love this place.

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YoureMyFavPerson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Plot twist: Our planet hasn't been vetted enough in order to join the rest of the universe's alien government. There is a thick technology border. Only once the planet completely rids itself of communism will it be allowed to enter the universal nations.

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DongSquad420 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or its like that rick and morty episode where Earth is literally just a reality tv show the rest of the universe watches. "Lmao these retards falling for the socialism trick again?"

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Wtf_socialismreally 13 points ago +13 / -0

Still more believable than a Biden win

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Truwoman Show

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trump20202024 16 points ago +16 / -0

make anus gape again?

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TrumpAndGodWin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Big Mike has entered the chat

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NotQuiteHuman 4 points ago +4 / -0

You just made me remember Goatse.

There is no circle of hell adequate for this offense.

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Jimmy_Russler 12 points ago +12 / -0

Send them all back to space

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 10 points ago +10 / -0

build a wall!

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Win

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2008RonPaul2012 6 points ago +6 / -0

TRUMP ASKED FOR HELP FROM THE RUS-- I MEAN THE ALIENS REEEEEE

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ShyRipley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paul?