Plot twist: Our planet hasn't been vetted enough in order to join the rest of the universe's alien government. There is a thick technology border. Only once the planet completely rids itself of communism will it be allowed to enter the universal nations.
Or its like that rick and morty episode where Earth is literally just a reality tv show the rest of the universe watches. "Lmao these retards falling for the socialism trick again?"
DO IT! Hell, at at his point recruit the aliens to help us!
Technically, aliens from Uranus are all classified as political refugees since the Pulling It Outta My Ass Act of 1947.
That's why we have to Make Space Great Again so they can return home.
This sheds new light on the recently added Space Force.
This is gold. Good job pede
There are several levels of hilarious awesome here! Love this place.
Plot twist: Our planet hasn't been vetted enough in order to join the rest of the universe's alien government. There is a thick technology border. Only once the planet completely rids itself of communism will it be allowed to enter the universal nations.
Or its like that rick and morty episode where Earth is literally just a reality tv show the rest of the universe watches. "Lmao these retards falling for the socialism trick again?"
Still more believable than a Biden win
The Truwoman Show
make anus gape again?
Big Mike has entered the chat
You just made me remember Goatse.
There is no circle of hell adequate for this offense.
Send them all back to space
build a wall!
Win
TRUMP ASKED FOR HELP FROM THE RUS-- I MEAN THE ALIENS REEEEEE
Paul?