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19841776 101 points ago +102 / -1

Technically, aliens from Uranus are all classified as political refugees since the Pulling It Outta My Ass Act of 1947.

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HuskeyG 60 points ago +60 / -0

That's why we have to Make Space Great Again so they can return home.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sheds new light on the recently added Space Force.

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DemsFuckKids 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is gold. Good job pede

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DeadOverRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

There are several levels of hilarious awesome here! Love this place.

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