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intellectual-darkweb 200 points ago +203 / -3

IT’S HABBENIIIING!!!

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sackofwisdom 177 points ago +178 / -1

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 42 points ago +42 / -0

I can hear a full chorus singing that.

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DeplorableRaine28 9 points ago +9 / -0

We dream Bigly

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SuperMagaMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mulder intensifies

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wee oo oo we oo

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ShyRipley 59 points ago +60 / -1

DO. WANT.

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MagasaurusRex 34 points ago +34 / -0

My balls are purple with anticipation

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PutWomenInCheck 5 points ago +6 / -1

SAME. I'M ON NO FAP AS WELL BECAUSE YOU NEED AN EXTRA SOURCE OF ENERGY. FOOD+WATER= SOURCE 1, JESUS CHRIST=SOURCE 2 NO FAP= SOURCE 3

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dernaldblumphflol 3 points ago +3 / -0

bless your heart

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horsefacestorm 18 points ago +18 / -0

Damn I better keep the windows closed!

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sexlexia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm. I am in my mid-30's, my biological clock's been ticking and all the men in my blue state are probably sterile anyway...

...opens window

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DONS_YUGE_DONG 2 points ago +2 / -0

the only survivors will be those people who walk around with umbrellas when it's not raining

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AmericanGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

top kek

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +9 / -1

Wow. Impressive. I can’t wait.

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lastcubestanding 19 points ago +19 / -0

That’s gonna fucking jinx it