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undefined 213 points ago +213 / -0

“We’ve got these alien space ships - not illegal alien, the green ones not the brown ones, we got these alien space ships that do things no bodies ever heard of”

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FUCK_DemonRATS 53 points ago +53 / -0

I think the aliens are Pelosi, Schumer, and the rest of the demonrats

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ztrich007 37 points ago +37 / -0

Those are the lizard people. They climbed out from under a rock

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IroWide 32 points ago +32 / -0

When you say 'lizard people', my mind reads 'zuckerberg'

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undefined 24 points ago +24 / -0

I. Fucking. Knew. It!

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NomadicKrow2 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's an interesting thought experiment. What if they aren't declassifying aliens because it would bring Humanity together (for the most part) and then there would be no more wars and no more spending on defense so there's no more money to make?

Or we're the warlike species in the galaxy. We're the Klingons or the Krogans and they're scared as fuck of bringing us into the galactic fold, so we're kept in the dark on a backwarter planet.

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undefined 7 points ago +7 / -0

We would 100% declare war on space monsters

It’d only take a few years. Whenever they gave us the secrets to their tech, and we had a grip on manufacturing it - it’d be done

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bighomiebeenchillin 5 points ago +7 / -2

they could also be keeping it classified cause if da world was given proof that mfin aliens not only exist and but even visited earth, it would cause global chaos as everybodys perception of reality would be shattered, every religion would collapse, and mass global panic as niggas realize that human security is threatened by super advanced life forms that could wipe us all out or enslave us at anytime they wanted n that we’d have no way to even begin to defend ourselves.

nigga if they can travel across da galaxy then them niggas got technology that we cant even comprehend and our most advanced weapons would be as useful against da aliens weapons as a bow n arrow would be against a ship tossing a couple cruise missiles at ur stupid ass

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John_McFly 20 points ago +20 / -0

"So they put things where it is very disrespectful. Very disgusting. Places where former congressmen may enjoy it, but I have no interest in that."

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iamjohnwick 17 points ago +17 / -0

“We’re gonna build a dome, the greatest dome you’ve ever seen. A big beautiful dome, and we’re going to make the aliens pay for it.” -DJT probably

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