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Militiaman 8 points ago +8 / -0

I call the roof rack.

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Oberfunkelnfurher72 [S] 6 points ago +8 / -2

Everyone imagines themself a hero

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Emperorvoid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very true, however some of us, even civilians have put our life on the line to protect a stranger or go after a pos criminal. In Portland, people just watch. Glad I left that shithole.

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Oberfunkelnfurher72 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heart of Darkness

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Steven4385 11 points ago +11 / -0

HELL YES!

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Suicidal-cali-ped 10 points ago +10 / -0

Absolutely. No questions asked. Just 1 request. Let me burn the BLM flag.

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IroWide 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah. But by the looks of that group, I hope no running is involved.

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Oberfunkelnfurher72 [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Also I bet it smells a bit of arse crack in the back

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ThirstyLibertyTree 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Do I have time to grab my rifle and plate carrier?”

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best I can do is a potato cannon and 12 huge dildos

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out.

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daytrip 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of the movie the town when Ben Affleck goes to Jeremy Renner and says...

I need your help. I can't tell you what it's about. And you can never ask me about it afterward. But we're gonna hurt some people.

And then Renner says...whose car are we gonna take?

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TexasPiper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately I don’t have any friends like this. All alone out here.

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Mainwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

No you’re not

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brassmule 5 points ago +5 / -0

BRB lemme get my carrier and belt.

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

All shiny and MAGA

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PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm walking barefoot through broken glass to fight in a swamp of sour grapes.

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Count_Dyscalculia 4 points ago +4 / -0

You handing me a Rifle? Then I'm in!

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mytummyhurts 4 points ago +4 / -0

fuck yes

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mytummyhurts 3 points ago +3 / -0

and to my bfi agent, I meant "fuck yes" in minecraft

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Oberfunkelnfurher72 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call it "performance art" and we're good

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progressives4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pay attention. It's called "perforwomance art" now.

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SicsempertyrannisTX 3 points ago +3 / -0

where? lol? I dont see even just them all fitting in there

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Boogaloo_BOB 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Lets swing by my place first, I have some freedom seeds in 556"

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell Yes, swing by the house so I can grab my gear and get the wife. She’s down too.

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DONTRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

SHOTGUN!

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valadin89 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. I'll just bring my car. An extra vehicle would probably be useful.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Without question

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yes, and I'd bring sammiches.

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll tie my shoes in the vehicle!

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Darwyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

If its a whole truck full of people sure. This BS where people like Kyle Rittenhouse get hung out to dry cause everyone is looking out for themselves is getting old.

Why don't 50k of you DC folx go storm the fucking DC jail and take that Proud boy leader guy back. What are they going to do shoot you all? Nope... all bark and no bite.

And no I'm not going to DC but that's only because I can't even leave my house due to medical issues. I wouldn't last 2 hours in combat.10 years ago I'd be there with bells on.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean....probably not in that wagon, but don't worry because I've been around the Patriot block a few times.

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penisse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please, don’t call it « shit ». Doing one’s patriotic duty is a blessing, not a rap song.

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rox369 2 points ago +2 / -0

...Could we wear balaclava's so that we don't give up our Identities sooo quickly...would stay in the fight longer if there wasn't a response team waiting for us when we got back home.

Patriots, you passion is unquestioned...we need to upgrade our intel and opsec

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Czshad2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

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GeneralMofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck yes

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Sunmoonsword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone wants to do patriot shit until they gotta get 5.56.

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