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womp-womp-twice 72 points ago +72 / -0

BGE Big Gun Energy

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 17 points ago +17 / -0

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FreeBased1 3 points ago +3 / -0

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Jemmy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Duck Energy

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Kenrailae 49 points ago +50 / -1

Ah yes, the prototype Anti-Space Marine Rifle

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Ultramarine24 21 points ago +21 / -0

we need Bolters brother!

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richmomz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chainsword or GTFO.

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Mashiki 8 points ago +8 / -0

Powerswords are the way to go. Only then can you properly chant a hymn.

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Mashiki 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth brother.

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ThorsonTT 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of the above to combat Heresy! At present, we fight the four ruinous powers; Slannesh, Nurgle, Tzeentch, and SOY!

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Ogcarvattack 10 points ago +10 / -0

always ducking around

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Jaunty_Haul 26 points ago +26 / -0

How does one pull the trigger with that grip?

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PinkPlacenta 59 points ago +59 / -0

It's called a Punt Gun, you mount it on a small boat (a punt) for hunting waterfowl.

The biggest ones had 2+ inch bores and fired over a pound of shot per trigger pull. A single shot could kill over 50 birds if they're grouped up on the water. They'd often hunt in groups, up to 10 punts at a time.

Bird populations were getting depleted so they pretty much stopped doing this by the early 1900's.

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meals23 37 points ago +37 / -0

Bird populations were getting depleted

they should bring this back for pigeons then

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pigeons, antifa homeless camps...

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edxzxz 2 points ago +6 / -4

Sounds like you're not clued in to the wondrously magical pigeon eradicating invention 'half a can of tuna with half a cup of rat poison mixed in'. Dump half the tuna out, fill with rat poison, mix it up good, put it in the rafters or wherever the fuckers are roosting, and replace as needed for a couple days and voila! Inside 2 weeks tops, no more pigeons! Added bonus, they go someplace else to die.

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Kojote 8 points ago +8 / -0

Interesting. I'm more of a peregrinen falcon person myself. My mom was in the hospital in St Louis years back up in the top floors. I could watch them all day exploding pigeons in mid air with binoculars.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

My office is an 'L' shaped building with a chain link fence around the parking lot, tall trees around the perimeter, a block from the beach - every Monday morning there's seagull feathers and bird poop on the ground where the falcons swoop in and eat some dumbass seagull that was scavenging in our trash. I find bird heads with the spinal column attached, bones picked clean and mystery organs all the time. Very cool birds (the falcons). Never caught one in the act of pigeon or seagull murdering, but the feathers, bird parts and poop are a pretty sure sign of what's happening.

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Kojote 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh man you gotta see it. It's like watching an A10 on a firing dive except they run into the target at like 140 mph. Its.... beautiful.

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of the funniest things I've ever seen is one day I'm on the back porch at home and there's a squirrel on the top of the fence, a big hawk lands 5 feet away, squirrel freezes, hawk is totally still, turns its head 180 degrees and is staring down the squirrel - both stayed absolutely still for a couple minutes until the hawk flew away. It was like the last scene of 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly', with the Mexican standoff. I am jealous, I've never seen the actual killing.

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d_bokk 3 points ago +3 / -0

The old ladies in the neighborhood have a lot of bird feeders, bird houses and flowers. So every spring the songbirds are chirping like crazy... until a hawk found their oasis this summer. It was a total massacre, in the first week the small birds chased the hawk from tree to tree trying to distract it from the nests.

By the end of the week, no more birds chirping in the morning. And the hawk corpse camped what was left for a month. It even pried open one of the roofs of a bird house.

It was much more entertaining than watching pro sports.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had a third of a 5 story parking garage roped off as unusable because of pigeons roosting and shitting on the cars, plus the obvious disease vector of birds and their loads of shit. One guy and less than 10 bucks worth of tuna and rat poison solved the problem. They are vermin. idgaf about downvotes one bit.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

FYI, every single city on the planet controls rodent infestations in exactly this same manner - and pigeons are just winged rats, so?

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edxzxz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Shut the hell up you moron. Please do tell me what all these other animals are that are living in the rafters of a 5 story concrete parking garage and eating out of tuna cans shoved up into the beams? Are you and your sandy vagina imagining Bambi's mother up there? What is the disruption to the ecosystem when vermin are removed from an urban environment where the vermin have no natural predators to control their numbers, their corpses simply get washed into storm drains or picked up by street cleaners? What scenario do you imagine unfolding where killing off vermin birds somehow ends up with the 'pest problem bouncing back harder'? Sheesh, you are an absolute retard.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you aware every city on the planet controls rat / rodent infestations by leaving poisoned bait for them to eat, which causes them to go away from where the bait is to seek water, so they die someplace else? Do you imagine coyotes, opossums, raccoons and birds of prey living in a 5 story concrete parking garage? Ever see birds of prey eating dead pigeons, or dead anything? They don't eat dead things. You know why? Because even pea brained birds understand that if the thing died, it's not healthy to eat it. You are absolutely retarded and don't know a single fucking thing that you pretend to know about here. If you had roaches in your house, are you just accepting them as part of your homes ecosystem? Shut the hell up. You know what the 'collateral damage' from my plan was - it was over 30% of the parking spots becoming usable when they had not been before because of bird shit. Also, an absence of massive deposits of disease spreading bird shit. Do you understand that large numbers of birds shitting inside a building where rain never washes it away is a very serious source of very bad diseases?

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Imransgarage 12 points ago +12 / -0

Small boat? Damn.

  • "The memes are becoming real!"
  • "Always have been."
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FireTriangle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is the capital referred to as a body of water?....asking for a friend.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

A swamp is a body of water, yes.

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Granite_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

For what purpose tho?

"Honey, we are having feathers, bones, and blood slop tonight! I got 10 buckets full!"

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Learn something new here everyday. Had no idea.

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fenite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trigger pulls you

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league_of_fail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better yet, send them underground in Centralia to fight fires...

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. The elites don't care about the Constitution so why are we still playing by the rules???

Also, your username gave me quite a laugh.

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Funnydonkey 16 points ago +16 / -0

Do the Hats come with it? =)

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DaisyWicksGhost 16 points ago +16 / -0

At the time, those hats were the flat brim thug life hats of today.

These guys had all the young chicks lining up. Older guys in black top hats and tails hated them!

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NostalgicFuturist 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Victorian days they were the casual wear of the upper classes, often worn while wearing an equally casual white or pinstriped cotton suit in warm weather. If you're an Oxford toff you wear one while you punt down the Cherwell--or rather, have someone punt for you. Jolly good fun, what?

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IAbsolutelyDare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out.

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NostalgicFuturist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somewhere between neo-Victorian and Steampunk. I predict boaters will make a comeback, and World War III will be fought by giant hot-air balloons armed with nuclear missiles. The pilots will wear really cool goggles.

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VoteMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

I have a friend who collects punt guns. I was on TV as a child helping him load/fire one of them. They are awesome, and sound like a cannon haha.

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blubberdong 5 points ago +5 / -0

I couldn't find ammo for mine on ammoseek!

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TehAgent 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats because it takes ALL of the ammo.

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VoteMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Black powder, wadding, and nails/bolts/nuts/shapnel is all you need!

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Keln 12 points ago +12 / -0

One of the most terrifying guns ever created is an antique. It is called a "blunderbuss". You toss in some powder and then any rubbish you have, and it basically turns into a claymore with a trigger out of a hand-geld cannon.

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DaisyWicksGhost 5 points ago +5 / -0

Claymore uses high explosives and will take out a whole squad in line formation, whereas a blunderbuss uses low power black powder (like fireworks) and effective against one or two men at most in a single shot, with little barrel length to contain the expanding gasses.

A pistol grade vest would protect you from blunderbuss shots, where even a rifle level plate vest would simply aid a claymore in completely dissecting your body at the joints and midsection.

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TehAgent 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does that vert protect your face from the marbles and nails?

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DaisyWicksGhost 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you are talking head shots, lasers are what Antifa uses. They blinded plenty of federal agents. They should be blinded themselves for such underhanded tactics.

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Granite_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was anyone permanently blinded?

That was pretty diabolical and it should be noted that that tactic is a very serious war crime under the Geneva Convention.

Just remember that if there's a big Clambake, these people are disgusting terrorists and should be given no quarter. They didn't give it, they won't receive it.

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AH1F 1 point ago +2 / -1

5.56 sounds better to me

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Huckfin28 10 points ago +10 / -0

FYI: The AK 47 is over 50 years Old. So is the AR 10,15,18 etc. If you followed this UNCONSTITUTIONAL BULLSHIT, you probably can't take pepper spray and a KRISS VECTOR.

THAT IS ALL, NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED WINNING! 🇺🇲🦅🗽

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Negative, sir. This is not an AR-15. It's a Stoner Freedom Musket based on a 1959 design."

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Moogly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont forget a good old fashioned 1911 you may not always need to waste rifle ammo.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

The M2 is over a century old.

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knnbccb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bring blowdarts. Great for taking out Antifa, if used properly.

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richmomz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Try loading them with job applications - they will faint on contact!

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LawlfulEvil 7 points ago +8 / -1

Alright, I apologize if I'm pushing into Doomer territory here, but the whole "antique guns only" thing sounds like it may be a trap -- such weapons could very well give them an excuse for the use of lethal force, without giving us any real chance of victory in such a confrontation.

If it's not too late, I would STRONGLY suggest that as many of you as possible get MODERN firearms there; I'm sure there's a legal way to do it (maybe transporting them disassembled?). Note that you should NOT violate any laws, especially not openly, unless you are surrounded by many other pedes doing the same -- don't give them an excuse to make an example out of you. Also, remember that we aren't a lawless mob; we're there to UPHOLD the law: the Supreme Law of the Land, which many in our government seem to have forgotten.

As has been pointed out before, if they don't fear us, they can simply ignore us; just be careful to make them fear your POTENTIAL for violence, rather than feeling that you represent an INEVITABLE threat. A potential threat should be handled carefully and perhaps reasoned with, while an inevitable threat is an excuse for preemptive violence.

This is our last chance to save America, DO NOT let the light of hope fizzle and die simply because we were manipulated into not fighting hard enough.

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wizzingonwallstreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can mail order black powder guns and don't need a FFL.

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Cryptops 3 points ago +3 / -0

My colt navy repro is one of my favorite guns to shoot.

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LawlfulEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sounds like you know more about gun laws than I do, so your input is appreciated. Still, I'm pretty sure that transporting a disassembled weapon is safer than an assembled one, both due to it being easier to conceal and presumably lesser consequences for getting caught with it.

It would be much more difficult to sway a jury against someone who was carrying a disassembled firearm than one who was carrying a fully assembled one, and I'm sure the authorities know that. While most criminal cases are resolved through plea bargaining, rather than actually going before a jury, the outcomes of those plea bargains are largely determined by how the involved parties think a jury would rule on the case -- and it would be far easier to convince a jury to convict someone for bringing a fully functional weapon into D.C. than for carrying the parts to a weapon that they may or may not have had any intention of assembling.

Sure, they might still ARREST you for carrying that disassembled weapon, but I find it hard to imagine that they would be able to spare the resources necessary to prosecute thousands of such cases (not to mention the difficulty of detaining / moving such individuals). So, either you get your disassembled weapon in with you, or the cops have to waste massive amounts of time searching hundreds of thousands (or even millions!) of people for relatively-easily-concealed PARTS of weapons, just so that they can temporarily detain those people and release them later without charges (and without their weapons, I'd guess, which DOES suck).

Feel free to take my opinion with a grain of salt, though; I'm just a law student, not an actual lawyer. If you're planning to wager your freedom by bringing a "modern" firearm into D.C., you may want to consult a lawyer first (or a kindly lawyer pede could help us out here!).

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Intensity 1 point ago +2 / -1

God bless you. Please stand up and take a leadership position tomorrow. God I need to get out there

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MichellesLowFruit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some say the echo from the blast can still be heard.

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, I think we should all bring some Civil War Tech, the ones whose bullets would blow out entire chunks of bone, necessitating amputations, instead of bullets designed to crumple, disabling with a greatly reduced chance of permanent maiming.

You know, for Clown Safety.

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DaisyWicksGhost 4 points ago +4 / -0

Modern rifle rounds like the tiny 55 grain 5.56mm, do drastically more damage than the low velocity Civil War rifled muskets.

Why?

Hydrostatic Shock. Ask any trauma surgeon about modern high velocity ammunition and the wound cavities they create.

It is why that Antifa had his bicep explode trying to take down Kyle.

The couple of pounds of meat the evaporated in a pink mist, is the same few pounds of flesh that evaporate into mush inside your torso, hidden under the skin and fat that now has become a carrying pouch for what is left of your internal organs.

Going back to the Civil War, the main reason amputations occurred was to prevent death due to infection and then even if the wound was not infected and conservative treatment was given the patient would die due to complications associated with fractured bones.

By World War I we had invented traction therapies that allowed boney involvement injuries to become mostly survivable.

Why did the surgeon pin all the fragments back into place? To keep you from spending a month in traction, so that a fatty embolism from the bone marrow tissue doesn't kill you, while the pieces shifted around during the healing process.

A lot of the processes were not known in those Civil War years, but they DID know that amputation into uninvolved tissue, has the highest survival rate by far.

Minnie Ball or M-16/AK-47 round to the body? I'd have to choose Minnie Ball and a trauma team on standby. The other two will be a morgue visit.

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Tseliteiv 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that the BFG?

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah yes, the punt gun.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

The BAR is over 100 years old. Just saying.

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REDNECKMASTER 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don know... we may need something bigger to take out that whale named Stacey Abrams

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Punt Gun. Used in duck hunting on and around the Chesapeake Bay when Baltimore and DC had a huge appetite for duck before conservation was a thing. Gun was placed longitudinally in a punt, or small boat with the muzzle end in the bow, stock in the transom and the gun was aimed by aiming the boat. Hundreds of ducks could be shot with one discharge. Punt guns were eventually outlawed, and effort was made to confiscate all punt guns known to exist. I remember seeing one during the 1960s on a restaurant wall in Rehobeth Beach DE.

Edit - a great and entertaining read that mentions this gun is James Michener's Chesapeake.

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fingerofkek 3 points ago +4 / -1

Webster’s 1828 - 'ARMS, noun plural [Latin arma.]

  1. Weapons of offense, or armor for defense and protection of the body.
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Bestboy143 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't these kind of guns wipe out entire species of bird in the 19th and 20th century?

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we bring back classic hats? And clothing? Don't have a problem with baseball caps and tshirts, but a dapper man is a confident man. A classic dapper man is timeless.

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Punt gun crew represent!

I'll bring my 3 pounder filled with an anti-personnel load of debris, pebbles, and shrapnel!

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yelsoM15 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol my great grandfather had one of them.

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rooftopamerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Serious question - what qualifies as “antique”? I know with cars it’s 20 years. Is there a qualification, or is that left up to interpretation?

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45ACP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Federally it's 1898. I'm not sure if dc defines it differently.

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Red_Wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maxim gun go brrrr

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even with cars it depends on the state's definition - AFAIK there is no federal definition. Its 25 years in my state.

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TrumpsJuicyDong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blunderbustin' a nutt

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mre_nachocheese 2 points ago +2 / -0

Puckleguns, the nightmare of ducks everywhere. I bet you could pack a shit-ton of rock salt into that.

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MTZink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very effective firepower. Weak link: the flatbed just out of frame with the ammo.

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meanwhileinamerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

People forget, they had caliber race with iron balls...

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MyAuntFanny 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Ruger identifies as antique.

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Jemmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going duck hunting?

This looks like a punt gun, for those that are curious.

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Strelnieks 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have these in the Riga war museum (or very similar design). They are castle wall guns designed for two man teams. They came with these sorta reverse U shaped bipods one individual could hold while the other was behind the trigger. Designed to be super mobile, a castle or fort would have dozens of these moving back and forth along the tops of the walls.

Figuratively, the world's first 2 man sniper teams! But en masse for anti-siege defense.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the love of god at least plug one ear hole lol

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take 2 plz.... <3 MAGA2021

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MagaDevildog2 2 points ago +2 / -0

good thing my AR-15 and USPc 9mm identify as Antique!

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derangedswamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Before the Giants were killed in the civil war and went underground.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently the M2 Browning was developed in 1918. So there's always that.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie Master Blaster

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CheckorHold 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 gauge

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

So basically pre ban fully automatics

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck that! That's a canon and your head would be knocked off by the recoil!

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

See, proof there were giants.

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KommandoKodiak 1 point ago +1 / -0

BFG-100