5613
Not all turtles are the same (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Carbum ago by Carbum +5614 / -1
Comments (94)
sorted by:
114
deleted 114 points ago +114 / -0
47
Slenderman 47 points ago +47 / -0

****CCP

19
Vince_Fosters_Shoe 19 points ago +19 / -0

CCP so great!

Pls send me another Fang Fang to Bang Bang.

4
SaltyKrakenBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me Ruv yu wrong time

3
BloodyWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep your Chinese female spy in the bedroom and the kitchen, and don't bring work home with you. Problem solved. 😁

9
ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't be low-energy like Mitch McCuckell. Be HIGH-ENERGY!!! I highly recommend it!!!

.

To anyone who is leaving later today for DC:

.

PRINT OUT SOME OF THESE BEFORE YOU LEAVE TO TAKE WITH YOU!

.

🚨🚨😎 It's Fun To Make SIGNS and STICKERS! Here's More Than 130 Designs You Can Use To Make Your Own! - UPDATED 1-5-2021 - PRINT A Few Before You Leave For DC Today!!! 😎🚨🚨

https://thedonald.win/p/11Rh1Qapuy/-its-fun-to-make-signs-and-stick/c/

.

There are designs on topics like TRUMP, The Donald.win, Anti-Fake News, Stop The Steal, Anti-Voter Fraud, Anti-Biden, and Anti-Lockdowns/COVID.

.

Here are some "business cards" you can make and hand out to people you see in stores or in DC wearing MAGA/TRUMP gear to help them get connected to TheDonald.win.

😎😎😎 TheDonald.win "Business Cards" you can give to MAGA people you meet to invite them to TD.W! 😎😎😎

https://thedonald.win/p/11QlFgL39X/-attention-today-is-make-a-new-f/c/

.

HAVE FUN, FRENS!!!!

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

πŸ’ͺπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ πŸ’ͺπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ πŸ’ͺπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

5
minotaurbeach 5 points ago +5 / -0

A Taiwan girl told me 'Turtle' is a slang that literally means 'Cucked man' in Chinese

3
Srslydonnald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bro, in Taiwan turtle head 龜頭 is your male limb.

Taiwanese are mostly pedes too. 😁

1
minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

2
Prussian_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure about that one, but I know a "turtle egg" is the equivalent to a "bastard" in Chinese (because the turtle buries the eggs and abandons them). It's possible I suppose it developed into that somehow. The ancients believed there were "no male turtles" and they had to be impregnated by a snake.

31
George_Kirby 31 points ago +47 / -16

I'm old enough to remember when you all worshipped the turtle. What happened?

56
deleted 56 points ago +61 / -5
54
deleted 54 points ago +57 / -3
23
SquiggyMcPepe 23 points ago +26 / -3

I think mitch certainly slipped in a few but in general the courts are now ruling much more along constitutional lines than activist. The media even the good media mostly focuses on the bad and isn't reporting on all the good and it kind of waters down Trumps accomplishments even for those that follow him.

32
fishyPussy 32 points ago +34 / -2

What’s a bigger constitutional issue than who becomes the president of the USA?

30
randomuser9193 30 points ago +30 / -0

Transgender-friendly bathrooms, bigot.

8
blackflame7000 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is all because women don't like waiting in line for the bathroom

4
Sting 4 points ago +4 / -0

So they want more people in there now? Hell, we should use that to get them to fight it. β€œLadies: do you really want more people in your bathroom?!”

2
Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never seen an obvious man or trans in the women's bathroom, even at Target. You are way more likely to see an older boy dragged in by an overprotective Karen mother. I just hope that their dad gets involved and teaches his son to use the men's room.

1
CuckerCarlson 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's "Wowo" bigot.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
4
SquiggyMcPepe 4 points ago +6 / -2

Because the courts have no constitutional role in this. The evidence that is gathered is supposed to be presented to congress and the states so they can decide what to do with the votes. In the end the constitutional solution is by state legislators not any court.

9
blackflame7000 9 points ago +9 / -0

True, but the state executive and judicial branches usurped the power of state legislators and the Supreme Court failed in their duty to uphold that aspect of the consitution.

2
SquiggyMcPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes and thats a battle for Trumps second term. Right now what matters is he gets that second term and the only path is through the state legislatures and congress and the only way to get them to toe the line is to get the masses riled up and ready to occupy state capitals. This is already happened organically and if Trump asks for it like the Jan 6th event you can bet his base and many other will join in to do it.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
4
WolfRider 4 points ago +5 / -1

This^^

11
SquiggyMcPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mostly very well. Trump used mitch to get the things done he needed done just like Trump has used so many others to do the same even though he knows they ultimately would turn on him. This is daily business ethics in the real estate circles Trump runs in. Politicians have no chance.

3
jslenterprises 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the train riders don't understand the tracks for the bench were set up by the federalist society. They don't back Geotus.

22
Loc12 22 points ago +22 / -0

We remembered he is a part of the Swamp, probably one of the main leaders really

People like hime are worse than all the Pelosi's / Harris'/ AOC's of the world, because at least they make it clear they hate you and are the enemy

The turtle however waits until your back is turned before sticking the knife in

17
Ithrowawaay 17 points ago +17 / -0

Et tu, Turte?

5
George_Kirby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed, and more like him await discovery.

1
deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
1
Sand313man 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jesus... Pelosi is completely unhinged... sorry..

I would say same thing about AOC - but she is still a green dummy working up her corruption profile and still has some β€œteen spirit” of communist first stage idealism - before authoritarianism.

Saying Mitch is worse than those Dems is a long shot.

8
hloblart 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never really did. People bad mouthed him a lot in the early days, we just gave credit where it was due.

Specifically in this instance he used party mechanisms(likely refusing committee positions) to try to get people to back down on doing the duty to object to fraudulent electors, because he didn't like the optics of it, and likely had a made a backroom deal.

6
jiujiujiu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seems he ran out of cocaine.

6
deleted 6 points ago +8 / -2
6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
25
FUDGEreddit 25 points ago +26 / -1

I'd gladly sacrifice my stimulus check for repeal of section 230.

11
deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
6
game_fever 6 points ago +6 / -0

Real talk. Wouldn't abolishing section 230 make website like twitter be responsible for the content of their users? Hence the censorship would be even greater than currently. More it will open the flood gates of everybody suing owners of other websites for content users post to i it, including possibly the .win forums? What stops a good lawyer suing .win owners for something I posted?

1
FUDGEreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

The issue now is they're deciding who they allow to get paid. They're already censoring what they don't like. Can't have it both ways....well, evidently they can. It's these particular sites having it both ways. You might be right that we need a scalpel instead of a hatchet to rectify.

1
wtsnaks 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would, but it would also allow us to sue MSM sites for libel.

16
Stefanos 16 points ago +16 / -0

It is illegal to certify fraudulent electors, so McConnell makes new rule with Pelosi making it less possible for house and senate to hear the evidence.

Traitor

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
11
MAGAlomaniac77 11 points ago +12 / -1

Needs more Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

9
Error404 9 points ago +10 / -1

Total KEK

8
TheCriticalCitizen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some turtles are really turdles

2
wtsnaks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some turdles are really turds.

2
RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except these are mostly pics of tortoises not turtles. With the exception of some of those sea turtles and Mitch the bitch.

8
SmartWomenLoveTrump 8 points ago +9 / -1

LOL πŸ˜†

6
MeatShield72 6 points ago +6 / -0

Really wish there was a few pictures of Ninja Turtles in there...

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
4
UKwithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol, nice one

4
MyAuntFanny 4 points ago +4 / -0

McConnell gives turtles a bad name.

3
InfiniteWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

3
NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has enough money that he could have had some surgery to look less turtleish.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
1
minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if the cocaine found on his boat was glowing CIA coca raising untraceable/un taxable money. Guess if they are getting rich selling drugs, and they don't need to pay taxes, they don't need our taxes.

3
texascucumber 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck him and all the CuckConnell-supporting GOP Senate.

3
TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they wonder why we think they're Reptilians…

3
Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snapping turtles are damn adorable and my spirit animal when I get older.

The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie holds up and is so good. Great soundtrack, empathetic characters and just a good time to watch.

Fuck McConnell tho.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
UKwithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Teenage mutant Ninja turles, Teenage mutant Ninja turtles, One of thems a sellout, Turtle Power!

2
HughJenethalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one is McConnell.....

2
Real_Mitch_McConnell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really am one ugly bastard.

1
Mean_MAGA_Facka 1 point ago +1 / -0

TURDLE

1
800080 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's an expression "Turtles All the Way Down"

Time to end it as far as the senate goes. One turtle there may be more than enough.

1
TrumpimusMaximus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess which one is not like the others XD

1
TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Local Turtle has achieved its life goal of not only being hated by the left, but also the right. Good job, Franklin Mconnel.

1
cornpop30303 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the turtle just above Ditch's head is kinda handsome.

1
45BARREL45 1 point ago +1 / -0

REDO MEME WITH PEPE PICS AND YOU WILL GET UPDOOTED TO THE TOP

1
dragonE45 1 point ago +2 / -1

but, but a few months ago Mitch is a good turtle for confirming Kavanau and ACB.

1
MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turdle traitor..... <3 MAGA2021

1
MAGA01 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one in the bottom right and the middle look exactly the same 🐒

1
PodunkTexas 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Are You A Turtle?" YBYSAIA.

1
wtsnaks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look I'm just saying here, when 95% of the party are RINOs, it's clear that we aren't Republicans (and many of us weren't before Trump) they're the enemy as well.

We need an America First party.

1
BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a feeling actual turtles would be pretty based.

1
RANDOR0423 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he is playing a game until he "sees the evidence."

1
Smug_zebra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I could upvote this twice

0
deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
0
Clabber 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mitch is a disgrace to turtles everywhere.