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thebesig 817 points ago +820 / -3

Good timing, you picked this up before the "dispooted" label was tacked on. The mod in charge of making sure that label is there must be busy drinking soy.

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hoopinfloyd 153 points ago +158 / -5

This thread has some disagreewoment.

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GlacialSpeed 92 points ago +95 / -3

HELL YES HE DOES!!!

God I love how he triggers them every day.

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thebesig 32 points ago +34 / -2

Good womention.

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donaldismydad 27 points ago +29 / -2

Amen, and AMEN!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 18 points ago +19 / -1

A-trans, a-woman, a-bisexual, a-gay, a-lesbian, a-pan, a-fag, a-chooo!!!

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SpaceForceMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

TFW you’re trying to hold in a DiSpOoOoOoT, but then you sneeze and they happen at the same time.

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eagle123 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol at anyone thinking the founders who came up with a new form of government put in a bunch of meaningless ceremonial shit

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Hammerhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gobbledygook...its a real thing

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MAGAlomaniac77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's that meme of the guy sweating while deciding which button to press?

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 41 points ago +43 / -2

Oh God...OH GOD.....IM GONNA...AH AHHH AHHH...

DeBoOoOoOnK!

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SpaceForceMAGA 82 points ago +82 / -0

I hope Kamala Harris is there tomorrow, and interrupts VP Pence as he is throwing out fraud, and he just gives her a smug look and says “I’m speaking.”

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SpaceForceMAGA 52 points ago +52 / -0

Also, to the people on Twitter (not wasting my time on there) saying that the law says the VP counts the votes, and that’s it, they are absolutely correct. If I’m in charge of counting someone’s push-ups, I am not going to count bad pushups. If I’m in charge of counting scoops of ice cream, I’m not going to count frozen yogurt. It’s simple people, fraudulent votes are not votes! Pence absolutely has this authority.

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Sugar4Brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll re-enact Kayne taking the award from Swift

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ArriveViolently 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Senator, I have the floor."

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morrowlane 1 point ago +3 / -2

This.

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DeboOonked 2 points ago +2 / -0

...

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KurtTingles 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is the mod gonna cry? Piss his pants maybe? Maybe dispoot and cum?

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GardenStatePatriot55 76 points ago +76 / -0

Likely just did a SPITTAKE while walking back from Starbucks this morning... currently dashing to the office in San Fran while dodging human poop and used needles.

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thebesig 32 points ago +33 / -1

"This claim of poop on San Francisco is dispooted"

Meanwhile, the picture above the statement showing the guy walking back from Starbucks is dodging human poop.

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GardenStatePatriot55 17 points ago +17 / -0

Haha... I've SEEN the poop. Can confirm.

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thepalagoon 16 points ago +17 / -1

Our Independent Team of Fact Checkers have determined this statement is MOSTLY FALSE. There is feces on the streets of San Francisco, but it has not been analyzed to see if it is human feces.

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thebesig 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not according to the soyboy in charge of adding the "dispooted" label... His opinion "trumps" people's first hand experiences.

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blankoutcome 6 points ago +7 / -1

“Dispooped”

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Ithrowawaay 28 points ago +28 / -0

Bet my bottom dollar they will dispoot. Last ditch effort for the narrative when Pence drops the gavel.

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

twatter can’t even dispoot! Should be a MOAB to the hive mind...

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Imransgarage 9 points ago +9 / -0

The dispoot council is in a heated discussion to find the grounds by which they move to a timely dispoot.

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thebesig 11 points ago +11 / -0

It seems that anytime President Trump mentions "fraudulent" or something similar... "Dispooted..."

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah they probably have a word filter

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human_centipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try telling that to the people who can't count the genders.

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TrumpVoter1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am not sure that the senate has the power to replace him as presiding officer. He isn't elected in that role like the speaker of the house. Its a power granted to him by just being vice President

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Formerlurker92 18 points ago +18 / -0

They never put disputed on anything pro Biden even though, clearly with several court cases open, it is also disputed

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