UNITED AIRLINES HATES THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK FOR NOT WEARING A MASK ON THE WAY TO DC
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You can get booze in coach on most flights currently; or at least, I have been able to get it.
On my trip back from Florida for Christmas, my flight waitress, I’m stealing that term, Decided that they had to make an announcement every 30 to 45 minutes reminding you to keep your face diaper on despite the fact that the flight doesn’t land until 8 o’clock and half the plane was sleeping every time They made an announcement. Thanks assholes.
At one point I had gone to the back of the plane to use the bathroom, in all three flight waitresses were all crowded together inches apart looking at each other’s phones with their masks off snacking. Secondly saw me walk up there quickly tried to separate and put the masks on but I caught them. On my way out I made some comment about thanks for the reminder out the masks maybe you should try it, and suddenly they stopped caring about it for the remainder of the flight.
On my flight down they only Made one halfassed Announcement about wearing masks and social distancing and what not I never said a word about it for the remainder of the flight, and as far as I could tell they were no problems or complaints. They went about their business serve snacks and drinks and made some rounds afterwards collecting trash throughout the flight.
The flight back immediately begin with announcements throughout the boarding process about social distancing, mask wearing and then after the safety announcements lectures about how they’ll be coming around with separate trash bags for recycling, how the airline cares about the environment in offsetting the fuel emissions, etc. and I knew I had some obnoxious social justice warrior type flight attendant on that leg.
Edit: At the end of the return flight when they usually stand around and say thank you Aaron have a good day as everyone gets off the plane, the lead obnoxious flight attendant Try to but as everyone Filed out they responded to the pilot who is saying thank you and just completely ignored hurt, despite her standing directly next to said pilot.
It's like fat chicks
They need lovin' too, they just have to pay
I've done that a couple of times, but I had a window seat, it was night, and I kept it on the DL. At the time I didn't realize there were regs against it. I just thought it was like movie theaters wanting to force you to buy their overpriced concessions.
1st
Hope that's a long flight, LOL.
A single cup of airplane coffee can last for approximately 2 hours of flight time. A few dollars in beverages is worth not wearing a mask.
Bombay Sapphire is the best gin. Fuck tanqueray.
I dig Tanqueray, but Sapphire is just so damn smooth. Such a great gin.
i guess getting smashed brings your intelligence to a level you can communicate with antifa
I see you are a Pede of taste!
Holy crap, just two of those and I would be running up and down the aisle naked
Since the kung flu started i've been drinking so much water. I just always have my water bottle in hand so if someone's gonna try to give me shit about a mask I just start taking a sip and keep walking.
it's a win-win.
On my flight around Christmas time to visit a free state, I was successfully able to avoid wearing a mask for probably 90% of my three hour-ish flight can I basically from when we could put three tables down to making them put them up for landing I have a water bottle and snacks on said tree table at all times. Anytime they walked by I start to reach for one and they kept walking
Outstanding
Dude that hat is awesome! Props for wearing it on a flight.
truth be told, I wear it everyday.
Only thing missing are the rusty nails.
Fucking KEK
I had one of the worst nights of my college career after a handle of Bombay with three other buddies. Like, waking up with no pants or shoes and throwing up until dry heaving, type of bad night. So I do what you do on my flights, but with Jack. Godspeed, pede.
That would be my choice of liquor as well, Love Bombay Sapphire!
i havent heard of trump supporters getting kicked off the plane hummm i bet they only go after single supporters fucking pussy stewards!!