On my trip back from Florida for Christmas, my flight waitress, I’m stealing that term, Decided that they had to make an announcement every 30 to 45 minutes reminding you to keep your face diaper on despite the fact that the flight doesn’t land until 8 o’clock and half the plane was sleeping every time They made an announcement. Thanks assholes.

At one point I had gone to the back of the plane to use the bathroom, in all three flight waitresses were all crowded together inches apart looking at each other’s phones with their masks off snacking. Secondly saw me walk up there quickly tried to separate and put the masks on but I caught them. On my way out I made some comment about thanks for the reminder out the masks maybe you should try it, and suddenly they stopped caring about it for the remainder of the flight.