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posted ago by Tseliteiv ago by Tseliteiv +17 / -0

I work at one of the largest banks in the world. Here is what the email said:

"Sharing with you the next initiative of the Diversity and Inclusion Committee...

Including my pronouns in my signature line is an important part of being an ally to the trans and non-binary community. It is a way to help normalize the practice, and hopefully make it a little easier for anyone who is using different pronouns than they have the past, or is using gender neutral pronouns (such as they/them/theirs).

Inviting everyone to update their signatures and participate.

Thank you,

Employee (She/Her)"

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Lieutenant_Worf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't do anything until they force you. Then pick ridiculous pronouns once forced. If they call it out as ridiculous call them bigots.

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neehl 8 points ago +8 / -0

Came here to second the ridiculous pronouns. Make one up and when anyone woke questions you about it, give them the “I can’t believe you are so uninformed blah blah blah” speech.

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

You pedes are rediculous. Take my upvotes.

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Tseliteiv [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Conservatives need to realize that you won't have this forced on you but you will be oppressed for not complying, think social credit score in China.

If you don't out pronouns in your email that will signify your non compliance to your managers and you won't get promoted or recommended for jobs etc...

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REDMARAUDER 1 point ago +1 / -0

My pronoun is 'Master' but only around BIPOCs.

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guitarslinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time to polish up your resume...

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Tseliteiv [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Banking is pretty much dead if you aren't woke. Last time I looked for a new banking job, some banks wanted me to do a write up on what diversity and inclusion means to me as part of my application.

Everytime I interview, it's all anyone cares about. Competence is not important but bending the knee to this insanity is.

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Harambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just don't comply.

It's that easy.

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Tseliteiv [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Except it's a massive problem. Simply not complying isn't enough to reverse the damage that is being wrought on our society. We must strike back and end this degradation.

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

True.

But you have an easy out that you can do in a calm manner. Simply respond to the email

"Thank you but I respectfully decline your invitation to participate"

and CC everyone in the company

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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BigIgloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Add XY if you're male, XX if you're female. XXY if you're the rare actual tranny

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swifty123456 3 points ago +3 / -0

make your pronouns CEO and MAJORITYSHAREHOLDER

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Slick_Willys_Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fucking retarded

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FollowTheLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Employee (Moocher/Looter)

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

My pronouns are fuck/off

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Fire27 1 point ago +1 / -0

My preferred pronoun is: slapahoe

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thesas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally.go fucking crazy on it be everything that yiu can ...

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Tseliteiv [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was going to go with any pronouns it would be: Supreme Leader/God Emperor