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SirReginald 182 points ago +182 / -0

The Army is gifted as well wide & deep.

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covfefe_energy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone take a brick and chuck it in the river.

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undefined 114 points ago +115 / -1

Posted about a minute ago

I'm not saying OP did it, but... "whoever" posted this is a fucking millipede amongst centipedes

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Saltypede 50 points ago +51 / -1

Wouldn't a millipede be smaller?

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Flyoverpede2 82 points ago +83 / -1

get your metric commie nonsense outta here

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neokulak 54 points ago +54 / -0

kilopede, checking in.

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10MeV 57 points ago +57 / -0

MAGAPEDE!

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inspir3dgenius 27 points ago +28 / -1

Kekapede

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shadypollster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Surprised Pica-Pede face

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Trumpman1 29 points ago +29 / -0

Monopede here. Frens call me "Wun Shu"

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TopperBlack 14 points ago +14 / -0

and here I was thinking they'd call you, Long Wang

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then there's our Vietnamese Fren, Long Dic.

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2KEK_Chigurh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike is a tripod, does that count?

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do we still allow bipeds?

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neokulak 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are no bipedes, only homopedes and heteropedes

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aangler100 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes! this 'pede gets it! ^

It's Latin, not metric, you commies. Americans do inches. It's like an inch worm with a hundred feet.

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Raindrops1984 26 points ago +26 / -0

No, a centipede is equal to two freedom units. A millipede is equal to three 1776 units.

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ADAM_SCHITT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not always but they do have more legs! But also no curved hollow fangs.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

A millipede has more legs, but lacks the hollow fangs (modified legs) of a centipede, and a millipede isn't a predator, it's a vegan.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It eats soy?

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80960KA 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are some big millipedes, but none of them are predators.

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Airvh 14 points ago +14 / -0

The best part is nobody is going to get in trouble when they take them since nobody is going to say who the owner is.

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aangler100 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Latin, not metric, you commies. Americans do inches. It;s like an inch worn with a hundred feet

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JMaN 281 points ago +283 / -2

I helped a family friend load truckloads of free bricks and he did his whole driveway. Guy was a multimillionaire...

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ProgramNerd 180 points ago +181 / -1

How you think he got there?

You may have just stumbled upon a great truth.

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Tayzi 178 points ago +179 / -1

Holy shit. I'm a young dumbass. These little nuggets of information may prove useful one day.

Writes down - look for free bricks

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Barbs 131 points ago +131 / -0

The first time you go to actually buy bricks you’ll completely understand why free bricks are a hot commodity and rarely last long.

Fuckers should be gold-infused with how much they cost, lol.

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DeadOverRed 88 points ago +88 / -0

Wait, you buy the ones without gold?

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Thecryptoclub 75 points ago +75 / -0

Laughs in top hat

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Isolated_Patriot 40 points ago +40 / -0

Sinkers in Monocle

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Glentennis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Borders intensify.....

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MakingArrowsOrange 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bricks of gold-pressed latinum.

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xdrunkagainx 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're paying for the shipping

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Quietam_Unum 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is a huge market in bricks from abandoned buildings in Detroit. Bang down factory wall / pile bricks on pallet / sell bricks for crack. Why pay someone to demolish derelicts, just unleash the crackheads. ;)

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Liberty4All 24 points ago +24 / -0

And did your friend get your labor free, too?

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doug2 13 points ago +13 / -0

This was funny.

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nds19 12 points ago +12 / -0

If only brickbot could fix this..

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inspir3dgenius 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is seated at the right leg of Kek

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ThePowerOfPrayer 8 points ago +8 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 171509 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 24.32309859277% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Bless you

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Thiswillbeintheexam 11 points ago +11 / -0

I worked for a council. There was an urban legend (probably not true) about a guy who religiously took home the leftover bricks from every project. 10 bricks here, 10 bricks there... Supposedly he built himself a second house over the course of many years, sold his first one and pocketed several hundred thousand in capital gains.

It takes on average 8000 bricks to build a house. So in theory, if he was pinching 10 bricks every workday, and there are 261 workdays in a year. It would've taken him 3 and a half years. It's doable, but the issue is that many projects took several days to a week to finish and many of the bricks were not the same size and style.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 29 points ago +29 / -0

He build it one brick at a time and it never cost him a dime.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=18cW_yHo3PY

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +2 / -0

1st thing I thought of.

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thebassdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember this from when i was a kid! Thanks!

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Getting half a pallet of leftover bricks from a big project every other year will really drive up your average. I'm sure someone has indeed built a house with leftover materials from building sites at some point in recent history.

I'm sure material also gets straight up frauded - say an extra half pallet of bricks gets purchased on a project budget and then the "leftovers" are just hauled away by the (dirty) contractor at the end.

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a client that was one of the biggest bars in the country. The owners giant home literally looked like the bar. Walls, roofing, “public” bathrooms, landscaping...I seriously don’t know how they could function like that.

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JMaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes.

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Ridiculousposter 135 points ago +135 / -0

That's fucking brilliant.

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mytummyhurts 104 points ago +104 / -0

"Noooo! You can't just give away our riot weaponry for fREEEEEEEE!"

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DCdeplorable 83 points ago +83 / -0

We're simply redistributing the means of construction

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magastrophysicist 25 points ago +25 / -0

My brick, my choice!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 15 points ago +15 / -0

WHOSE BRICKS?

OUR BRICKS!

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covfefe_energy 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE WANT EVERYTHING!

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TheTrooper424 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL

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inspir3dgenius 6 points ago +6 / -0

High class kek, only accessible by those who are not more equal than others.

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rubberkidney 4 points ago +4 / -0

'wait you can build things with this stuff?!'

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USAFirst1 97 points ago +98 / -1

Oh fk I bet it's already gone.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 34 points ago +34 / -0

Has any pede recently checked?

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Guac_bowl 58 points ago +58 / -0

Is that in the book of Palms?

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doug2 49 points ago +49 / -0

Awomen

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remember1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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Nice_n_tangy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Take 'em home as souvenirs.

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Testosteroneape2000 -42 points ago +37 / -79

how about NOT throwing bricks. That is what the media wants.

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refresco 126 points ago +126 / -0

use them to build a wall. kek

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kazimiera 32 points ago +32 / -0

Hell build a BBQ grill and throw some burgers on , block.party

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RabidZoo 20 points ago +20 / -0

A pyre for the commies and corrupt politicians.

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek!

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x79q3pb 94 points ago +96 / -2

Don't ever reference what the media will say about us again.

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TheyEatTheirOwnLies 39 points ago +39 / -0

Duplicate this message twenty thousand times for the people in the back.

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Testosteroneape2000 -22 points ago +4 / -26

or what? That sounds very like a threat. Are you gonna throw bricks at me to make your point

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JohnMcCainsTumors 18 points ago +19 / -1

Grow up retard . None of us give a fuck what cnn thinks

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many fuckin keyboard warriors on here who think they are navy seals.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need some arimidex bro. Too much estrogen.

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

You seem very familiar with a drug for people with high estrogen. I don’t have that problem. But thanks anyway. Good luck with that.

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck You shill

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

You care so little what I think you had to send me a ad hominem insult. Idiot

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Grifter42 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEeeeeeetardeded. No tendies for him!

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s see who is retarded when they start throwing rocks at random people. Trump would really appreciate that. You are a fucking moron.

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck you shill.

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Ben45 21 points ago +21 / -0

be wild

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TrumpsWall 39 points ago +39 / -0

The media? Who the fuck cares? They’re going to paint you as NAZIs anyway. We are the media now!

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Cryptops 26 points ago +26 / -0

They want them thrown at buildings, not antifa. These will be thrown at antifa

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Nice_n_tangy 85 points ago +85 / -0

Write it in Spanish! Not being a dick, I'm serious. Someone will come snatch 'em up.

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becky21k1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Plus less likely to get flagged by commies

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JohnMcCainsTumors 23 points ago +23 / -0

This 100%

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newton7 56 points ago +56 / -0

Brilliant! We need more of this outside the box thinking.

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RobRipsDems 42 points ago +42 / -0

KEK! Smells Like Pede Spirit

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RepublicofNY45 36 points ago +36 / -0

Y-you guys are awesome.

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Jp1137 27 points ago +27 / -0

wow go go go

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Magamanpewpew 25 points ago +25 / -0

Build a wall.

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2ndenthusiast 11 points ago +11 / -0

need more concrete milkshakes, chop chop soros.

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RoninIV 23 points ago +23 / -0

Can some pede with a pick-up drive by and move these bricks to a better location (likenthe bottom of the Patomic)

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Peppers 19 points ago +19 / -0

This or a few bags of quickcrete

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Gibbygibson 17 points ago +17 / -0

If someone can provide the name and location of a hardware store that you can get to I will buy bags of quickrete for pickup. To pour on the bricks. (Hopefully the Enemy has not bought them all out.)

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mty_green_go 12 points ago +12 / -0

1 hour quickrete is the only way

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eagle-eyes2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or doing some shit in the night :-)

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Burmeister 14 points ago +14 / -0

God pure genius

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BallsackPaneer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Buy some quickcrete, reeeeeeeeebar, and build a wall.

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soy-boys can't lift big bricks.

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Pat4Evr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anybody order a load?

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will Andy Ngo approve

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dizzle_izzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bbbbbbbbut walls don't work. Nancy told me so

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Cakes4077 13 points ago +13 / -0

A pede followed the suggestion put here.

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Ridiculousposter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Should repeat this with any oddities we see. Use Craig's list for what it is worth.

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Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I spat out my beer. Thank you. That was by far the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen Biden rallies!

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Zude 10 points ago +11 / -1

This is too fucking funny.

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5thhorseman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Post of the year. Damn person needs an award.

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ThirstyLibertyTree 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s a fantastic solution.

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Testosteroneape2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great job.

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goone 8 points ago +8 / -0

lmao, beauudddiiful!

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notatheory 6 points ago +6 / -0

So clever! MAGA 2020

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meme_oil 6 points ago +6 / -0

pure genius!

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DTOM1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

well done. smart smart smart. we have the best people.

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chicago_prisoner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Genius.

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Saddleup66 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's where the Proud Boys need to set up camp around the enemies weapons.

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Squeaker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should be put on Offerup too and any other social media sales site you can find.

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rossagesausage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs patriots blocking access to these items.

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T-Bear 5 points ago +5 / -0

AWESOME!

About time we do this!

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Burmeister 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahaha

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Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

fucking l0ve it.

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ObjectiveReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't bring a brick to 55gr 3,150fps fight

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Gibbygibson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep an eye everyone because this will be quickly flagged. Repost repost repost!!! And offerup Is a great alternative.

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Choo-choo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a thought... could this actually be posted with the intended audience being other Antifa-tards (i.e. geocaching for crazy far-lefties)? Think about it

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hloblart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pedes... antifa is giving you free bricks to bury the hatchet... take them.

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sillybilly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok now let’s make a post: Free Meth and BLM hats 20 miles away

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Spongebob1808 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is the best!

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is fucking brilliant.