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grenades_and_ham 137 points ago +137 / -0

"Excuse me, are we finished here? I have to run and get a couple of New York Strips for my wife and her boyfriend" he added.

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grenades_and_ham 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ya, that'll work too.

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Cali_Republican 11 points ago +11 / -0

You mean candy for my neighbors kid.

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Memebomber 104 points ago +104 / -0

They always start with that lie. They are lifelong faggots, that much is for sure

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Sphinx3peat 59 points ago +59 / -0

As a lifelong Republican, who had a slight detour to libertarianism in college, I’ve never voted based on environmental issues, the only taxation issue I’ll vote on is if they’re lowering mine, and I’ll vote against any candidate running on “diversity” because nobody deserves a job/college admission/benefit because of the color of their skin.

Deregulation > Regulation
Lower taxes > Higher taxes
Meritocracy > “Diversity”

The cuck in OP’s post has NEVER been a Republican.

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Isolated_Patriot 21 points ago +21 / -0

I would vote based on environmental issues.

You know, ACTUAL environmental issues. Like shutting down international shipping of slave labor crap from Chy-Na would be a good start. That would put a nail in the coffin of five or six different kinds of environmental pollution.

I'd also like Corperations and the Government to stop treating Chemicals as "Innocent until proven to kill people at a level I do not consider practical."

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MikelovesTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is EPIC!!!

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TruthWillOut 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is an actor, over-explaining his character.

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JoyousMischief 70 points ago +70 / -0

If you vote based on “the environment” and “diversity issues” then you were never voting republican. These people are so ignorant of what we actually believe that they think this is tricking anyone.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 52 points ago +52 / -0

How do you do fellow conservatives?

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MehNahMehNah 37 points ago +37 / -0

'on taxation' shoulda been struck by lightning lol

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fdagasfd 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Well, when 0bama said "you'll never achieve 3% growth, what magic wand do you have?" he was right because even though Trump did it then COVID happened!"

^ Everyone trying to blame the economy on Trump makes this argument.

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TorchesPitchforks 36 points ago +36 / -0

Life long Republican my ass.

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nothing helps the environment like a burning Wendy's

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iPissExcellence 18 points ago +18 / -0

LMAO what a FAGGOT

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dorsal_fin 14 points ago +14 / -0

So he wants higher taxes and a huge increase in racial tension. Got it.

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T-Bear 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll take "Statements that were never said" for $1000, Alex....

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MullyGrubber 13 points ago +13 / -0

This was rehearsed and staged...and this dude is a butt pirate.

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alex_p_keaton_III 8 points ago +8 / -0

He probably works for the Hill. CNN has been caught "interviewing" their employee in a "random", "man on the street" spot. Wouldn't put it past any MSM entity to do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGrKLppOqrQ&feature=emb_logo

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unfiltered 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rope sucker for sure

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Forty_Five 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also wearing a mask outside like a brainwashed commie drone.

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ANTI_Globalist12 8 points ago +8 / -0

FAKE !

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payback 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dudes probably part of the crew: https://youtu.be/eOCcRnvMPEU Think I'll start digging around some old Hill reports.

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alex_p_keaton_III 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just posted the same thing in a reply above before I scrolled down and saw yours. LOL

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mytummyhurts 7 points ago +7 / -0

fake news bullshit

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jtt888 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the reporter accepts it as fact. Follow up question should be, "Based on what you've said, why would you have ever voted Republican? Because it doesn't make sense."

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Joshua55 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's a Republican and Rosie O'Donnell is the sexiest woman on the planet.

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Hussar 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I'm a lifelong Republican, but I want to vote for a Democrat because we need the Green New Deal to nuke what's left of our covid economy."

Yeah, sounds legit.

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BasedInFact 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leftists always lie.

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AnointedVisions 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of /Libertarian on Reddit

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Ryoten 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diversity and environment? Nope. Not issues for Republicans. We care about things that are important

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MikeVicksAstrologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dear The Hill retards: republicans don't care about those made up issues. If they say they do, they aren't republican.

The more you know! 🌈

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78Corvettepacecar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol I have these “former republicans” call in all the time. They think by saying this it will wake up true Republicans to become leftists, or make their words carry more weight. Though clearly it’s BS and just makes them look like a clowns.

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VirtueVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's b/c most leftists are leftist b/c they think most people are and they are loser robots who just do what everyone else does. They assume conservatives are the same.

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I_love_liberty_2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gaslighting the lies.

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EllemenoP 5 points ago +5 / -0

So damn fake. He's probably a lefty who works for the fake news or the DNC. 'Diversity Issues' my ass. lmao

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WhoReallyRunsThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

He works in PR, so you're not far off.

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WhoReallyRunsThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

dude has taken it a lot more than once.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

And at once.

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TreyGowdysButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

lifelong 'publican here. I miss Bush and honor and tegrity and blowing up the middle east while letting the USA rot and furthering the exportation of manufacturing jobs to China with honor and tegrity.

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Whereami 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can hear the democrat in his voice. Dude ain’t no republican.

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iIndianaJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take your mask off you fucking pussy. This dude is so full of shit. No, Fucking, WAY!

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milktoastfencesitter 3 points ago +3 / -0

No American talks like this.

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d_bokk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who says "lifelong" or "proud" Republican, odds are that they're either liars or dumb enough to think they can be born into a political party.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet there's an hour long video of him blowing dudes behind the dumpster at the polling location.

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JwPATX 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I’m a life long democrat, but I’m voting for a Republican for the first time in my life now because of their stance on abortion and entitlement programs”

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OtherwiseSafe 2 points ago +2 / -0

... and then the buildings collapsed, you know mostly due to structural failures from the fires ...

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Turnerscreek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure because killing babies,1,000 genders and higher taxes appeal to him.

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +1 / -0

No republican puts the environment and “diversity” as their top voting issues. Literally only liberals do.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see this all the time, they just lie pretending to be a Republican.

Even the RINOs don't talk like that.

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ALargeBovine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he got a job with one of the Hollywood companies in Georgia and he's trying to get promoted. The moment they started filming movies in Georgia the state was lost.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am a life-long Republican but because of issues with taxation and the economy I don't want Trump and now want the Democrats

Either a plant or astronomically misinformed.

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WhoReallyRunsThis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this person personally. He's not a republican, guaranteed.

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Cyndilou8385 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This guy is truly a MORON!! YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT TAXATION AND THE ENVIRONMENT?? GET YOUR WALLET OUT DUMBASS BECAUSE THE BILL WOULD BE ENORMOUS UNDER A BIDEN ADMINISTRATION. THANK GOD THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!

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