You're being too merciful; I'd banish them to the tenth layer of Hell.
Little is known about the mysterious tenth layer, beyond the fact that it is reserved for pedophiles and communists. I, however, happen to be in possession of a lost Dead Sea Scroll which describes the torments that go on in this deepest, most terrible layer of Hell!
The tenth layer of Hell consists of an infinite number of alternate realities, each of which is identical in all respects except one: the identity of Donald Trump. Each person sentenced to this layer of Hell is forced to take on the role of President Trump, and they are required to put up with all of the bullshit and retardation he has had to deal with over the course of his first term, without actually possessing any of his genius, patience, or other virtues. According to the scroll, no one has ever managed to make it past the first year of his presidency without either going completely mad or committing suicide.
You're being too merciful; I'd banish them to the tenth layer of Hell.
Little is known about the mysterious tenth layer, beyond the fact that it is reserved for pedophiles and communists. I, however, happen to be in possession of a lost Dead Sea Scroll which describes the torments that go on in this deepest, most terrible layer of Hell!
The tenth layer of Hell consists of an infinite number of alternate realities, each of which is identical in all respects except one: the identity of Donald Trump. Each person sentenced to this layer of Hell is forced to take on the role of President Trump, and they are required to put up with all of the bullshit and retardation he has had to deal with over the course of his first term, without actually possessing any of his genius, patience, or other virtues. According to the scroll, no one has ever managed to make it past the first year of his presidency without either going completely mad or committing suicide.