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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 32 points ago +33 / -1

In the Inferno, there are nine circles which make up Hell. Past the ones where the lustful (circle 2) and greedy (circle 4) are sent, is the circle for fraudsters. Malebolge (circle 8) contains the flatterers and sowers of discord and so on. Their torment is incomprehensible, with the usual fires and pitchforks we normally think of when imagining Hell.

Past them is the bottom, circle 9, reserved for traitors. It’s a giant icy lake, where the condemned are submerged to various degrees. The warmth of God’s light is denied to them. Since they betrayed the trust of people in life, only a dark icy fate can reflect their heart.

Which level do you think these fucksticks belong in for betraying a nation?

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LawlfulEvil 8 points ago +9 / -1

You're being too merciful; I'd banish them to the tenth layer of Hell.

Little is known about the mysterious tenth layer, beyond the fact that it is reserved for pedophiles and communists. I, however, happen to be in possession of a lost Dead Sea Scroll which describes the torments that go on in this deepest, most terrible layer of Hell!

The tenth layer of Hell consists of an infinite number of alternate realities, each of which is identical in all respects except one: the identity of Donald Trump. Each person sentenced to this layer of Hell is forced to take on the role of President Trump, and they are required to put up with all of the bullshit and retardation he has had to deal with over the course of his first term, without actually possessing any of his genius, patience, or other virtues. According to the scroll, no one has ever managed to make it past the first year of his presidency without either going completely mad or committing suicide.