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DefineTheLine 370 points ago +371 / -1

Back to the old days of using road signs.

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SleeperAg20 286 points ago +286 / -0

I, and many in here, have advised patriots to bring a paper map for this exact scenario.

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SleeperAg20 45 points ago +45 / -0

I'll add one more thing: portable backpack solar charger panels. About $40.

Very useful. Just hang it on your backpack and charge your devices while you're walking around in daytime.

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Oskar 29 points ago +30 / -1

Skateboards double as a shield, umbrellas provide visual cover and defense against light objects like gravel.

Just sayin... .when I see skateboards and black umbrellas I see antifa

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DroolingElmo 40 points ago +40 / -0

My skateboard looks exactly like a pitchfork and my umbrella says Trump 2020. Hope no one mistakes me for their Aunt Teffa

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 13 points ago +13 / -0

AMEN the thing I fear most is that the globalist highjack our movement. We spent all year crying about commie faggots and their larping we can't follow their footsteps. If Scammy Davis Junior can highjack us we're pretty vulnerable. There's one leader, one movement with one goal.

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ProgramNerd 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Muh optics!"

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Taylor3006 10 points ago +10 / -0

Raincoats, it is freaking raining there. If you left home without one, stop and get one of the little disposable ones. Hell buy a box of them to hand out at the event.

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TrappedinDC 7 points ago +8 / -1

I live in Arlington right across the river from DC. It isn’t fucking raining here. It’s cold here but it isn’t raining. And Google and Apple Maps are giving directions to DC. I set locations from Boston, Miami and Denver to DC and got map directions for all three. Love this site but there are some hysterical people on here.

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Taylor3006 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hrm well the video I watched it looked like it was snowing but the people in the video said it was rain...

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TrappedinDC 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were some light sprinkles in the morning and a couple passing showers but it wasn’t a sustained rain that was going to soak anyone.

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Czech-mate 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, it IS raining...

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BigDaddyColombia 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got the patriot heart

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Boof_Bro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glad someone finds my post useful 😬

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AerialRush 2 points ago +2 / -0

This comment should be stickied on he front page over a meme right now.

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FireannDireach 19 points ago +19 / -0

I keep a road atlas in my car, even though I have GPS and a cell phone.

If you have AAA, maps are FREE.

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mastermeatlock 16 points ago +17 / -1

Wait, people started using something other than paper? Fuck, how do I feel so old when I'm in my mid thirties. Next you're going to tell me people don't know how to use a compass.

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CuckS1ayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

People don't draw circles anymore grandpa. They use computers for that. No need for a compass.

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Southernwhitebread 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean almost 40

Kek

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mastermeatlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

34, closer to 30.

Kek

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Southernwhitebread 1 point ago +1 / -0

40>30 soon

Kek

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FightForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don’t have a smartphone?

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Pedutoisacuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife and I don't either. We use good old flip phones that are probably still spy devices, but at least they can't collect as much data on us.

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Granite_MAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

They actively jam GPS around sensitive locations in DC. At least that's what I saw the last time I passed through.

It started happening as we passed the secret tunnel shaft just south of the Jefferson Memorial.

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VirtueVeritas 8 points ago +8 / -0

It happens around the Pentagon too

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majorpribluda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fixed in the DLC.

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KillEnemyOfThePeople 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or use Garmin navigators. Any Bestbuy store on the road should have them. My Garmin works quite reliably even when there's disruption in phone cellular signals.

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jbDonuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or the new days:

"Tesla. Drive me to the Lincoln Memorial."

I assume thats how Teslas work...

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DroolingElmo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am sorry JBdonuts, I am unable to drive you to the Lincoln Memorial at this time because of current road conditions. Would you like me to take you to the nearest Dunkin' Donuts? -- Miss Alexa Tesla Voice

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REDMARAUDER 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's other digital map services, too

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AmericanGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

PAPER MAPS

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Squidpup 110 points ago +117 / -7

Stop posting these stupid MAPS DONT WORK posts - the roads are closed where your pin is placed - "current road condition"

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GadsdenOrGadsdout 29 points ago +32 / -3

Well it can route there from certain nearby liberal places like baltimore or annapolis but not elsewhere. So it's not that it can't be routed to at all.

And it's not the river because frederick, MD can't route there and frederick is east of the river.

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Dingmann01 9 points ago +12 / -3

You can route to places inside the closed roads. Explain that

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TurdSammich 14 points ago +14 / -0

if set to walking, you can. Not via car.

Google maps is working fine, I tested it out using a fake GPS app on my galaxy.

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Dingmann01 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dropped a pin in it at random and left driving on. Idk. I’m not the end all be all authority on it but fuckery does seem to be afoot.

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glasses2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

That would be a lot of fuckery just to prevent YOU from getting directions.

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Dingmann01 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a good point. But it would be a lot more people than myself

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McFatty7 15 points ago +16 / -1

Ironically, directions to DC work just fine on Google Maps (for now).

As for Apple Maps, directions do work if you ask directions to The White House.

Finally, it's the DC government themselves that started shutting down the roads.

The only realistic way to get there now is by airplane or Amtrak.

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NYpatrol123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use Mapquest. Like it better than google maps. Bringing a Garmin just in case 🇺🇸

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DroolingElmo 1 point ago +2 / -1

Apple Maps??? You're kidding right?

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McFatty7 5 points ago +5 / -0

What did I say wrong? The screenshot in OP's post is Apple Maps.

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panthicc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Other GPS apps are giving directions just fine. Apple is the only one doing this from what I can tell.

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Barron2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apple is working for me. A couple of my friends with iPhones just tried and it worked for them too... This may legitimately be due to road conditions lmao. Wouldn’t it be crazy if this WASN’T an attempt to fuck with us and was actually a legitimate issue? I’m so used to big tech fucking us at every turn it’s kinda hard to believe.

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queue-anon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Apple seems to have not fucked us as much as other companies. Apple is a saint compared to gewkgle

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Barron2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to be an Android guy... but when Apple refused to unlock that terrorist’s iPhone for the FBI, I went out and bought an iPhone the next week. Been using them ever since. Google would have sucked the FBI’s dick and sold him out immediately.

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magacoder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apple is no friend (strong China ties) but privacy is an asset for them since they sell hardware not ads.

Hilarious how people think Android is safer, it's a targeted ad machine!

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Shigaru 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually just tested this on Google maps and its not giving me directions there. Its asking me to turn on my map tracking again lol.

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DahRage 49 points ago +49 / -0

Walk if you must.

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prayharder 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also there's a good open-source app for android called OSMAnd. Weird name, and not as smooth and beautiful as Google Maps, but it usually works fine for me.

You can download the app from https://f-droid.org/

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sustainable_saltmine 32 points ago +33 / -1

Chevy Chase? he's a leftist shill

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happy1 14 points ago +14 / -0

forget Chevy we Randy Quaid "SHitter's full Clark"

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Chevy Chase" is the name of an old Border Ballad, isn't it? It's about hunting and shooting.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not like Cabin John... He’s a true blooded patriot ready to hang ‘em high.

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Jaunty_Haul 18 points ago +18 / -0

Drive toward the giant sucking sound first described by Ross Perot.

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2ndenthusiast 16 points ago +16 / -0

apple is used to having free reign to mind control the chicks.

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heightnoise 10 points ago +10 / -0

What are we looking at? The traffic color? I feel like im missing something here

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UnderCoverTrumper 10 points ago +11 / -1

no directions available. Google deactivated them for Stop The Steal as well

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heightnoise 5 points ago +5 / -0

facepalm Duh, cant believe I missed that. Thanks.

Well y'all, good thing we can follow the scent of FREEDOM in the air

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UnderCoverTrumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

absolutely. If you search something specific in DC that's not political, you can probably still get directions. I bought a road atlas though after Google hid directions during the last rally.

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AussieSpectator 3 points ago +3 / -0

you guys are probably trying to get driving directions to closed roads :=c just set it to walk

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Dingmann01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Works for random places on the closed roads though

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ZerroDefex 1 point ago +1 / -0

I navigated around DC using Google Maps several times today.

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, if you do specific apolitical locations they'll generally give you directions. We'll have to see if they give directions to the ellipse tomorrow. They blocked directions to Freedom Plaza for both stop the steal marches. Did you try searching for "Washington, DC" itself as OP did to see if directions were available?

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, if you do specific apolitical locations they'll generally give you directions. We'll have to see if they give directions to the ellipse tomorrow. They blocked directions to Freedom Plaza for both stop the steal marches. Did you try searching for "Washington, DC" itself as OP did to see if directions were available?

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UnderCoverTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, if you do specific apolitical locations they'll generally give you directions. We'll have to see if they give directions to the ellipse tomorrow. They blocked directions to Freedom Plaza for both stop the steal marches. Did you try searching for "Washington, DC" itself as OP did to see if directions were available?

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PITPYG 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are trying to show that it won't give them a route.

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Farage_massage 1 point ago +1 / -0

“No directions available” at the bottom Of screenshot

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Bundabar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just tried Waze and it loads directions.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waze is owned by Google

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Magafactured 6 points ago +6 / -0

Silly swampers - You can’t stop the flood.

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🇺🇸

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TrumpAndGodWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exodus 8:2-14 But if you refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite your whole territory with frogs.

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chaosmojo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow that’s really what it says 🐸 🐸 🐸

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Drewniverse 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can smell the commies from here

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Ifififokiedoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just retry. Someone got up in arms a few weeks ago about this but everyone in the comments could access. Some comments say they can I also can.

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Bout2gitsome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try Waze. Works awesome. User driven.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Owned by Google tho FWIW.

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bar_zangi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Current road conditions lmao... wall-to-wall patriots!!!!! Been watching the rally on RSBN all day, GOD BLESS DONALD J. TRUMP AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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maganz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just follow the Patriot convoys and lookout for the chopper dropping "cargos"

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Sting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Having lived in Silver Spring for 10 years, this is not unusual at all. We have truth on our side there’s no need to just make shit up and point to conspiracies that don’t exist.

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rain1911 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used Google Maps to drive into DC, three blocks from the White House...no problems.

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rain1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post your paranoia and fear mongering somewhere else. The more people that fear them and hide the more power they have. If the silent majority remain silent and hidden they are not actually an functional majority. Instead, they are effectively suppressed. We need people that are willing to stand up and fight, to stand up and be counted. No one looks back at history and says, "The people that kept quiet, that stood in the back, that didn't want others to know how they really felt, they were the real heros." Cowardice has never won a war...

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rain1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a very different statement and has merit.

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TeflonD0N 3 points ago +3 / -0

if the situation was hopeless , there propaganda would be unnecessary

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Suture 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have invested in a Garmin GPS, runs maps locally off a GPS signal. No chance for any google tampering there.

However as it's been posted here already, you placed your pin nowhereville, try putting it on a road and see

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Ic3D 3 points ago +3 / -0

What am I looking at/for?

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Ic3D 3 points ago +3 / -0

So their system is shit and that's targeting us?

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Ic3D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems more like its a shit system but I see.

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Sting -1 points ago +2 / -3

No. Go move to the area and find out how often this happens.

Our movement is being completely destroyed by conspiracy faggots. I’m so sick of this. This is why we have zero credibility to the impressionable middle that we sure would like to have on our side if this gets hot.

This is a very minor thing but it’s a symptom of a larger problem. As soon as anything happens “Aaaargh!!!! conspiracy! Deep state! SatanicPedophile faggots are trying to rape us in the mouth!”

It’s tiresome.

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prayharder 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there's no conspiracy, why do you think the election irregularities appear to be all in Biden's favor, and why did key events happen at the same time on election night in different states?

Honestly trying to understand where you're coming from here mate.

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BlightBane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not getting recommendations for directions (assume because all routes are blocked, falsely reported as blocked, or similar).

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +4 / -1

google maps not giving directions to DC

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Ic3D 0 points ago +1 / -1

So their system is trash and that's our fault? James Demore might be able to tell you why ?

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Kholland65 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just use a specific address in DC and it works fine. They’re dumb to think this would stop people.

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juicemoney9 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s a conspiracy theory to think that Big Tech isn’t targeting conservatives

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Stevie875 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wow - had to test it out for myself. That’s crazy. Surprised Google Maps still works.

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Romanfun61 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truckers path trucking app circumvents big Tech.

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Expat_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use maps.me and download the DC map. Can you use from your phone, even on airplane mode.

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billClintonIsARapist 2 points ago +2 / -0

This happens when you try to get directions to a place that cannot be reached, like if there are road closures in effect - as there are right now. I'm currently able to get directions to Freedom Plaza

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HyperCarbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put in an actual address.

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ZerroDefex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flew in today with no issues, Metro was runing normally as well. Even more peoppple were checking into the hotel when I returned from Freedom Square, quit dooming already.

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +3 / -1

I mean Apple maps sucks to begin with

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Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw a bunch of posts earlier about Apple maps not giving directions. Just checked with my google maps and had the same problem. I can still get driving directions to anywhere in my state and even Las Vegas.

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Lembas_Bran 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paper map pedes feelin' smug.

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maddslacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two words: map ... compass

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Peppers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you download the map of the area for offline use

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FlusteredPeach2 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ll have to kill me. My mother’s joke when I was a child was I was her walking atlas.

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Ghostbearstark_53 2 points ago +3 / -1

I saw this on conspiracy..

My thought is due to the road closures the algorithm can't accurately set the path. Instead of routing people off a cliff (looking at you apple maps) it just throws its hands up.

What if you put your destination at an address just outside the area that is completely blocked off due to the prostest? Probably works then and this is all just noise

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UseMask2WipeAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Creepy. But guess what? We don't need your fucking maps, Google! We also don't need you stealing our private data to put it up for sale and using your profits to be the #1 donor for the BIDEN CAMPAIGN!

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BigDaddyColombia 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many Wizard of Oz smoke screens but pull the curtain back and it is little Zuckerburg...The patriots keep coming and the left is running.

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MAGA01 2 points ago +2 / -0

What 3 Words is the best map app available anyway. It’s extremely precise.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Google maps is working. Apple Maps is down, not related to us

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Directions are not available at this time because of current political conditions."

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Eazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you guys using Apple or Google maps? There are a number of apps which allow you to download an entire state and then uses the phones GPS. They are just as accurate. Plus many include better features. Limit your use of Mega Tech!

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Burmeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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IllegallyRanElection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah pussies are scared