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CanadianTrump 65 points ago +65 / -0

they saw the photo of the person who got the pitchfork through security

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s a harpoon for land whales, sir!

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theDialecticalPlaya 9 points ago +9 / -0

It started off as a spork from the airport Pappadeux's before several runs through a Dominion Voting Machine.

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iamherefortheluls 1 point ago +1 / -0

probably just checked it into luggage. not aware of any laws that prevent that

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CanadianTrump 21 points ago +21 / -0

TSA officer has his vote stolen. Makes people do very patriotic things.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably no explicit rule against, lmao. But I mean, really, I could turn a mechanical pencil into a weapon if I absolutely had to. Might take the element of surprise to work.

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RobertMorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

I once saw a guy kill four men in a bar with a pencil.

A fooking pencil.

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Projectedsoulimage 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is technically a tool.

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Persistence1 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-breaches-us-airports-allowed-weapons-through-n367851

TSA is demonstrably useless, its about asserting control, like the masks.

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Bldg_2019 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can check a gun, so I’m sure a pitchfork is the same. It wasn’t a carry on.

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