9631
Comments (542)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
21
CanadianTrump 21 points ago +21 / -0

TSA officer has his vote stolen. Makes people do very patriotic things.

3
ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably no explicit rule against, lmao. But I mean, really, I could turn a mechanical pencil into a weapon if I absolutely had to. Might take the element of surprise to work.

2
RobertMorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

I once saw a guy kill four men in a bar with a pencil.

A fooking pencil.

1
Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was a prison guard a guy in a different place turned candy into a shiv

1
Projectedsoulimage 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is technically a tool.