Interestingly, First Blood is actually nearly a PG movie. If I recall correct, the death count was one dude falling out of a helicopter and three dogs being slain. Awesome movie.

Kyle's the only one with balls enough to permanently take pedos off the street.

Watched First Blood last night. Got me all jacked up right before I went to bed. Made me want to throat punch somebody worthy.

Hey, it's Tommy Boy's dad.

And for no reason at all, millions of Americans became Rambo.

He drew first blood, not me.