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wrathofdog 215 points ago +216 / -1

I hate them, too.

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Reallytiredofthem 124 points ago +125 / -1

We all hate them. The thing they don't realize is they've been comfortable for too long. Their hubris is what will be their downfall.

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iamjohnwick 78 points ago +79 / -1

We watering the tree yet?

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VoidWanderer 48 points ago +48 / -0

We better be.

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MYHM 32 points ago +32 / -0

The thing about watering the tree, is you never know when it will be thirsty and ready, so you must always be prepared with your watering can and vigilant eye. If the moment presents itself, you won’t have time to get ready.

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LessAndLessIronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Couldn't we just plant a cactus?

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MAGAmanforever 24 points ago +24 / -0

Rittenhouse the tree with the blood of tyrants you say?

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The_Diesel53 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Rittenhouse the tree." Best analogy all day!

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BoomSticksWin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fishing pole and bait all ready. Just need someone to announce that fishing seasons is open. wrist getting that twitchy feeling in it.

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Angerisagift 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need the tyrant's permission? You'll be waiting a long time. 40 year old virgin will seem like Casanova.

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FatShamer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m ready to piss into some open wounds

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Leibarg_01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well then sir. You need to piss on the propagandist first. Once that is dealt with you got some clean sailing.

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pride comes before the fall