The thing about watering the tree, is you never know when it will be thirsty and ready, so you must always be prepared with your watering can and vigilant eye. If the moment presents itself, you won’t have time to get ready.
They tried a commie cactus in california. It's fertilized with human fecal matter instead of watered. It's unpleasant, but barely habitable and you'll step in needles if you go down the wrong street.
We all hate them. The thing they don't realize is they've been comfortable for too long. Their hubris is what will be their downfall.
We watering the tree yet?
We better be.
It's called a flammenwerfer, and FD or fuck sake please don't point it at The Tree.
The thing about watering the tree, is you never know when it will be thirsty and ready, so you must always be prepared with your watering can and vigilant eye. If the moment presents itself, you won’t have time to get ready.
Couldn't we just plant a cactus?
They tried a commie cactus in california. It's fertilized with human fecal matter instead of watered. It's unpleasant, but barely habitable and you'll step in needles if you go down the wrong street.
That’s what you do to get people to respect your garden. We might be past that.
Rittenhouse the tree with the blood of tyrants you say?
"Rittenhouse the tree." Best analogy all day!
Fishing pole and bait all ready. Just need someone to announce that fishing seasons is open. wrist getting that twitchy feeling in it.
You need the tyrant's permission? You'll be waiting a long time. 40 year old virgin will seem like Casanova.
I’m ready to piss into some open wounds
Well then sir. You need to piss on the propagandist first. Once that is dealt with you got some clean sailing.
Target number one. Gonna write my name
Pride comes before the fall