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JohnMcCainsTumors 28 points ago +29 / -1

He should come out and hand us all AR-15s and then have girls give us a nice long sloppy blowjobs before sending us off in Lamborghinis

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NinjaPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nailed it.

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Pepe_longcockings 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a stupid idea. I can’t afford the insurance on a lambo

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SpankyKopita 1 point ago +1 / -0
  1. Don't use PPP funds to buy the lambo.
  2. Lambo provided free (plus the sloppy, etc).
  3. Use PPP funds for the lambo insurance. Now a biz expense.
  4. ??? (but probably involves more of the sloppy)
  5. Way more than the usual amount of profit.
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jbDonuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

This sounds like the Simpson's episode where Homer ran for Garbage Commissioner.

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