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posted ago by FUSnowflake ago by FUSnowflake +1844 / -1

Just tell them, you're going to the Supreme Court Justices' Ball.

And they'll tell you, very sternly,

"Supreme Court Justices Don't Have Balls."

...just remind them "neither does Congress."

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CahalTheMad 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Your mom's house" or "none of your fucking business" are the only viable responses.