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posted ago by FUSnowflake ago by FUSnowflake +1844 / -1

Just tell them, you're going to the Supreme Court Justices' Ball.

And they'll tell you, very sternly,

"Supreme Court Justices Don't Have Balls."

...just remind them "neither does Congress."

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95859408 3 points ago +4 / -1

everyone should learn some italian and then act like you dont speak english

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JimmyJam 4 points ago +4 / -0

"don't move your hands!"

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Italian sign language for getta outta da way, ya puttana! I’m rallyin’ here!