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tylerthet3 387 points ago +391 / -4

Was there a "pipe burst" yet?

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 135 points ago +137 / -2

Not yet.

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Pat_Mac 135 points ago +136 / -1

You didnt even need to go to sleep! It's already happening!

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Oda_nicullah 141 points ago +141 / -0

They’re already counting the Democrats as winners it’s all over Twitter. Trump called hours before.

They stop counting votes when they figure out how much they needed to win

Blood is beyond boiling

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soapyballotjurybox 30 points ago +30 / -0

THEYYYYY DOOOOOOOOUUUUUMMPPEDDDD

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Kraotic 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yup, magically they found exactly how many they needed to erase the lead.

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side_o_beef 21 points ago +22 / -1

I said last time that red counties need to be the ones dragging their heels!! We’re so eager and good, diligently counting our votes while the fucking commies sit back and see how much they need to come up with. Red areas need to play to their hillbilly stereotype: “gee boss, looks like we gotta deal with some angry possum now that you fixed that burst pipe of yours... we’ll start counting again in a few days”

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agree. Wake up Red areas

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. Don't turn in the vote tallies until after the blue counties do. I don't care if they take a month. Don't fucking budge.

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sbet06 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently in 4 or 5 red counties they had problems with their dominion machines breaking down and said they would count votes later. Maybe they're doing just what you want them to do. Maybe its dem BS, who knows.

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goodatlife123 11 points ago +11 / -0

U just missed it

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r4ptur3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chinese plane with all those freshly printed Dem ballots was running late.

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Barron2052 62 points ago +63 / -1

Traitors know a reason is not even needed anymore

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The_Litehaus_Abides 42 points ago +42 / -0

The military should have been there to oversee this entire election. Even then, a runoff was only required because they also cheated the first time!

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rootGoose 16 points ago +16 / -0

THIS

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mikejones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Need to check each ballot to see if legit.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got to have that 50 plus 1.

They want things to go to run offs

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YourMamma57 10 points ago +10 / -0

FINISH THE FUCKING JOB

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TheSmirkofBillBarr 74 points ago +74 / -0

Don't hold your breath: Stacy Abrams is eating a few celebratory big macs. We are bound to hear about a clogged toilet in the ballot-processing building any moment now.

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donaldismydad 23 points ago +23 / -0

*eating a few BOXES of celebratory big macs

FTFY, fren

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R-A-T-S- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Though the gap.

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Konsaki 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't they all come in little boxes or has it been way too long since I've eaten at a McD's?

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crates of boxes of boxes

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donaldismydad 1 point ago +1 / -0

i see i was somewhat ambiguous...my bad, i meant to say large boxes, you know, boxes the size of CRATES. it is unfortunate that big macs are in fact served in a small box...the point there's NO WAY two big macs can fill tank abrams. cheers!

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side_o_beef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pallets

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SwampMonsterJesus 6 points ago +8 / -2

The one thing President Trump and Stacy Abrams can agree on is their love of fast food choices. It's one of the few things I disagree with our president on. He needs a Whataburger or an animal style burger from In-n-out.

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

In-n-out

One of the true joys of SoCal living.

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SwampMonsterJesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except the damn lines for the drive-thru.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is animal style?

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247MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its a secret menu option for the burgers. Comes with caramelized onions grilled in a secret sauce. Delicious

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope the conservatives have played this election smart and find our own boxes of ballots in the trunks of cars

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DrWhu 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don't get why you'd mock her about that of all things, considering how much we know GEOTUS' loves a big Mac, and isn't on the slender side himself

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UpTrump 43 points ago +44 / -1

Nope. But Dekalb County just dumped a boatload of ballots and gave the wife beater a huge lead

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mikejones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get total number voted over 100% but then they'll manipulate the numbers to cover the tracks.

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Sting 2 points ago +2 / -0

PatrIOTS aRe iN ConTRol!!!!!!!!

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VirPopulus 1 point ago +1 / -0

TrUsT tHe pLaN!!!

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wife beater kid abuser.

Funny how we never heard much about any of that.

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Hoshi 35 points ago +35 / -0

They know that doesn't work two times in a row because they know to look out for cameras this time around

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abccorley 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nah, it just takes Stacy Abrams a while to so pack the suitcases in her car.

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how we thought Abrams and Kemp were sooooo different. Both ended up being deep state.