I used to think Trump was going to win...
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posted ago by bigtimepie
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I still do, but I used to, too!
IT'S JAN 6 LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
I still do, but I used to, too!
IT'S JAN 6 LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
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I was expecting it to be.
"I used to think Trump was going to win...
but now I think he is going to win BIGLY"
It's a famous Mitch Hedberg joke.
I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!
Also: I got an ant farm.
Them fellas didn't grow shit.
Every picture of you, is a picture when you're older.
Younger
OMG, I missed that. it must be because I am getting older. Plus, I slept maybe 4 hours last night.
I don't know the Mitch joke but what you said makes sense. It's "is a picture when you're older" not "is a picture of you when you're older". Sounds like something Mitch would say
I got the punchline wrong. I prefer to leave my mistake there and show my imperfection. I'm huge fan of Mitch Hedberg. Brilliant man who sadly took too many dangerous needles to support a drug addiction.
In honor of Mitch, we should give every politician Taffy. (Referring to the joke he made about his friends that talked too much, also, the joke that took me at least 2 years to get)
There is more genius in finding an easy practical solution, than a complex one.
younger*
No it's "is a picture when you're older" not "is a picture of you when you're older"
I like an escalator man because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs...
Love Mitch!
I went to the store to buy a candle holder but they didn't have any, so I bought a cake.
Gone too soon, the wordsmith.
Would've been better if he said that
I thought it was going to change from "think" to "know".
Used to think...now I know!
WE all know he won bigly, but the demrats cheated EVEN BIGGER! Like creepy pedo crackparents biden said "He created the most elaborate voter fraud in the history of america" !
RIP Mitch Hedburg
I once met a girl with 12 boobs. Seems unbelievable, dozen tit?
I'm single but there is a women who would be upset if she heard me say this.
Never talk to her again
I'm betting you have no idea who Mitch Hedberg was.
I do, but I also used to, too.
Great comeback.
I miss him. One glorious night I walked up to him after a show at the bar and I was so happy to talk to him that I muttered a bunch of nonsense. I was like “Dude great show oh man. That was hilarious...what were you on?“
And he goes “The stage”.
LOVE YOU MITCH
Ah Mitch Hedberg references.... I like you Pede
Does anyone have the directions to the guillotine?
Nice Mitch Hedburg reference
Mitch Hedberg. Nice.
I love how he keeps telling Mike Pence to do the right thing, when we already know the Electric Pence doesn't know how not to.
Hah, you almost had me for a second.
Yeah I could have worded that better haha. Merry Trump day everybody!
Don’t whiz on the electric pence
On second thought.
This aged well
We should make a T-shirt. I'd shake your hand if I could.
Please let us see military tribunals for the traitors in the media and cock suckers with a D in front of their name, watching Pelosi and Schumer and Nadler swinging from a crane would be the cherry on top.
Criminals get the crane or the helicopter. Regardless of party. I think we’ve all had enough.
The honest ones can stay, regardless of policies, party, political viewpoints. I’ll argue all goddamn day with a liberal and call them my friend if they are HONEST and patriotic and love our country.
I have very big doubts, but let’s see what today brings. I’m on the market for some hope.
Principles good.
Snake like bendy bad.
No trust snake.
Fuck them. They deserve death by fire ants
If Trump pulls this off (he has every reason to be able to), he just murdered Mitch McConnell's career and legacy. No way did Trump let Georgia just happen. Even if the other elections weren't a sting, this certainly was. The only question now is: Fix it now politically or militarily, or just militarily. I vote the latter, as the political solution will allow some to escape.
Would Mitch have been a fellow centipede?
I used to think so.
Still do, but I used to, too.
I can't tell you what hotel in DC I'm staying at, but I will say that there are two trees involved.
To the people on the 14th floor, you know what floor your really on.
Mark my words. He will be inaugurated this Jan 20. 2021. Biden will give a speech before that on earlier in the day explaining to the American people the reason why he will not be President. He will be present during Trump inauguration by Clearance Thomas.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg!!
Hedberg > McConnell
I’d trust Mitch Hedberg on a drug bender over Mitch MConnell on a power trip any day.
And Hedberg was at least sober on occasion.
But fortunately, they’ll both soon be dead.
This joke never gets old for me. I laugh everytime I hear it!
I used to say, "LET'S GO!"
I still do, but I used to, too!
It doesn't even matter if he won or lost at this point. It's devolving into shoot libs and politicians in the face quickly
No one is doing that, nor will they.
We'll see about that
Why not both?
Ahhh, quoting the true Cocaine Mitch
What? There were no other updoots for this?!?!? C’mon, people, please clap.
I don't think he's gonna win, I KNOW he's gonna win!
I intentionally am not reading OP. I'll bet my life it says "I still do, but I used to, too."
If it doesn't, well... it should.
RIP Mitch.
It used to say it.
Today is the day Patriots save the Republic. Go get 'em boys!
PRAY FOR PENCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
"I used to think Trump was going to win...
I still do but I used to, too"
We
WON
BY
ALOT!
Heeeyyyy! Mitch Hedberg throwback. RIP
Still cocaine Mitch, though. kek
Huh?
Mitch Hedberg was an amazing comedian.
how the fuck did this get upvoted so much lol people actually fell for this? or they just love Sam?
classic hedberg joke. good stuff. LETS GOOO!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOO
I'm looking forward to being told to GET IN HERE!! for the definitive time.
THE REAL AMERICA STILL STANDS
Yeah nah Pence whiffed hard, this was an extraordinary election and it required extraordinary measures, he had the power to do what had to be done but he didn't do it, they will discuss, vote, Dems will win the voting, and they will certify the fraud and Biden.
Mitch, the one dead person that didn't vote Democrat?
I LOVE you for posting this!!!
******GOOD ONE‼️🙏🇺🇸✝️☝️🙌
Frankly he did win
Yeah, good luck with that.
Quintus: People should know when they’re conquered. Maximus: Would you, Quintus? Would I?
Fuck off, doomer shill.