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WEWLADSDALWEW 60 points ago +61 / -1

I'm telling you--here is what is going on:

The government is pro wrestling. It's fake. But they keep it old school...they don't want anyone to know it's fake. So they pretend it's real, just like wrestlers. Well, Trump is a real MMA fighter, and he decided to get in the ring. And before they knew what had happened, he legit knocked out their fake champion. And for four years, the wrestlers have been running around like crazy, trying to figure out how to get their belt back off of this real fighter, without letting everyone know the whole thing is fake.

Today, they pulled off the Montreal Screwjob. Back to the regular, fake wrestling match.

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KAGMAGIC2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Except they now have extremist communists in the government. The fake wresting match isnt fake anymore, the communists have literally made a coup

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. The country is dead and after today the communists have a mandate

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

uh no they didn't they aren't fooling anyone with two brain cells

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1A2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know many, many, many adults with families that truly believe Trump is a dictator. They don’t know what the word means but they know it’s bad.

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DragonNRG 5 points ago +5 / -0

does this mean Trump is going to WCW?

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WEWLADSDALWEW 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're watching the nWo cut a promo from the floor of the Senate right now.

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DragonNRG 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would rather have Hogan & Hall & Nash running the senate at this point than these clowns. even if it means Nash books himself to be majority leader every time

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair the wrastling injuries were legit

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swarleybing 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is an amazing analogy!

I used to say it was like Animal House where Trump is Belushi, hes coming in and completely disrupting the snobs, but this is much better.