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patrioticwinning3 66 points ago +67 / -1

Replace "Cocaine Turtle" with "China's Bitch, McConnell". Replace "Electric Pence" with "Snake Pence"!

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 29 points ago +30 / -1

Bitch Mcconnell works better IMHO

also maybe : 2 Bit Pence

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fbeeee 12 points ago +13 / -1

Mike 2 cents

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GreatestPresidentEvr 10 points ago +11 / -1

I like "No Defense Pence"

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GarnetDragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Sense Pence.

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Julia_J 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂🤣👌🇺🇸

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NomadicKrow2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. I posted that on one of the other Pence threads earlier today. I couldn't believe it.

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theoriginalcrewdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swallwell slept with a Chinese spy for awhile. Cocaine Mitch married one.