2690 I just threw my bike off the balcony. I’m calling to cancel my cruise next. I never want to see another boat. posted 99 days ago by Analog1221 99 days ago by Analog1221 +2693 / -3 What’s next? 62 comments share 62 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (62) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 64 ▼ – deleted 64 points 99 days ago +64 / -0 ▲ 28 ▼ – RustyJShackleford 28 points 99 days ago +28 / -0 RIGHT?!!!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 26 ▼ – deleted 26 points 99 days ago +26 / -0 ▲ 9 ▼ – CuckS1ayer 9 points 98 days ago +9 / -0 I got a dirt bike. Literally has bike in the name, but is it a bicycle? permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Pigpenlordofdirt 3 points 98 days ago +3 / -0 Will it sleep with unicycles and tricycles? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Virginia_Dare 7 points 98 days ago +7 / -0 So many questions! So much angst! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – HockeyMom4Trump 3 points 98 days ago +3 / -0 No permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – RustyJShackleford 3 points 98 days ago +3 / -0 Try throwing THAT off a balcony. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – ChickNorris 4 points 98 days ago +4 / -0 yes, in case you haven't figured it out yet. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – RustyJShackleford 4 points 98 days ago +4 / -0 Oh I CLICKED on the Kayak. I just don't know if it scored me closer to NPC or human for doing so. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Tsspop 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 A kayak is a boat. If captcha considers it one or not I don't know. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – KarpLykov 11 points 98 days ago +11 / -0 WHAT ABOUT PADDLE BOATS ????? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Dirk_Diggler 10 points 98 days ago +10 / -0 Well, that's why captcha exists. It's ironically self defeating. It's used tell if you are human, by also teaching it how to respond like a human. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Istealupvotes 6 points 98 days ago +6 / -0 Yep https://www.accesswire.com/618585/By-Typing-Captcha-you-are-Actually-Helping-AIs-Training permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – RustyJShackleford 4 points 98 days ago +4 / -0 LOVE a pede with the sauce. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – borscht-nazi 4 points 98 days ago +4 / -0 https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/the-shuttlebike-turns-your-bicycle-into-a-boat-6439.gif permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – HockeyMom4Trump 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Yes permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 41 ▼ – FreeeSpeeech 41 points 99 days ago +41 / -0 I have no idea why I found this so fucking funny but I did...and I needed that. Thank you pede permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – deleted 16 points 98 days ago +16 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – CanadianTrump 5 points 98 days ago +5 / -0 I laughed so fucking hard permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 28 ▼ – don_elbowdrop_hilary 28 points 98 days ago +28 / -0 If it stops bots from crashing the site, I'll keep clicking this stupid fucking yacht. permalink save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – Analog1221 [S] 15 points 98 days ago +15 / -0 I agree. I’m just trying to lighten it up a little. It’s so fucking infuriating what this president and this country has been through the past 4 years. permalink save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – RustyJShackleford 18 points 99 days ago +18 / -0 If there were an award for the best post about the captcha, you would surely win it. permalink save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – misterLahey 17 points 98 days ago +17 / -0 LOL. The boats are fine, except that some of the photos are of ships and not boats. But bicycles? The most vehicle of choice for rich, oligarch cucks? This is just rubbing misery in our faces having to look at those cuckmobiles. permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – DeadOverRed 12 points 98 days ago +12 / -0 LOL. I like the angle. "Is this carbon atom part of a boat?" permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – pithys 5 points 98 days ago +5 / -0 if its a blue atom it must be water and boats float permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – PadaV4 3 points 98 days ago +3 / -0 Honestly for me it was more like tag the pictures with water in it. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Analog1221 [S] 5 points 98 days ago +5 / -0 They just threw me a curve. Instead of the usual three boats, they snuck in an extra fourth to see if I was still paying attention. Sneaky bastards. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Kelcius 4 points 99 days ago +4 / -0 This is really a great comment permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 98 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Dutch_Christian 3 points 98 days ago +3 / -0 I must say I've gotten quite proficient at it. I leveled up today. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Fabius 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 Crosswalks. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – datagod 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 FUCK YOUR FUCKING BOAT AND SHOVE YOUR FUCKING BIKES UP YOUR ASS!!!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – everylastjuan 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 I often cycle around the decks of my large yacht so I have no problems! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – davidmode 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 in this time of great pain and betrayal... your post is gives me a well deserved laugh, thank you fren :D permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 Never thought I'd see a bike or a boat as some sort of communist subversion effort, but here we are. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – wazzalurker 2 points 98 days ago +2 / -0 Necessary evil in these fucky times. Grin and click it. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Servantgodemperor 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 It should have been puppies or kittens or boobs permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – SuperMagat 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Not even upboats? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Dudemanfoo 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Just woke up after a few hours sleep getting back from DC... Insert pic of wizard saying Boat? Bike? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – The_red_hat 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Thanks for making me laugh on the worst day ever permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – flopperdog 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Thanks for the Kayak memes. I respect people who find humor in tough situations! (Embodies the best of the human spirit) permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – GirlyGirl 1 point 99 days ago +1 / -0 Lololol!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – borscht-nazi 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 https://kekpe.pe/i/5fbae6a6f343d.gif permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Tweedlethree 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Are we having fun yet? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TruthWillOut 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 There there, fren. Let me wrap you up in this comfy blankie...here's a big cup of yummy hot coco.☕️🙂 Now rest well, everything will be OK. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Pigpenlordofdirt 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Keep the laughs coming pedes. Today is a celebration permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – reaperUSA 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 I got tripped up when I saw a tricycle when I was trying to find bicycles. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Virtigo31 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Lmao permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ThirteenPercenter 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 “Please select the squares that have traitors” I’d leave less of a problem with permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Magamom2020 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Lmaaooo permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – JesusisKing 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 funny permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Fallingshadow 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 What the fuck is even the point of that captcha bullshit? I hate it. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Sumguy 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 I got a boatplane. I didn’t count it. Did I do good? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – LivebytheTendies 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 Mods trying to demoralize you as well it seems permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Albundy63 1 point 98 days ago +1 / -0 I needed the first laugh of the day, Thanks permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – JamesBlomey 0 points 98 days ago +1 / -1 Be careful when the cops com,e to your door: Sir we have pictures of a bicycle on the street; can you identify if it is yours? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee permalink save report block reply
RIGHT?!!!!
I got a dirt bike. Literally has bike in the name, but is it a bicycle?
Will it sleep with unicycles and tricycles?
So many questions! So much angst!
No
Try throwing THAT off a balcony.
yes, in case you haven't figured it out yet.
Oh I CLICKED on the Kayak. I just don't know if it scored me closer to NPC or human for doing so.
A kayak is a boat. If captcha considers it one or not I don't know.
WHAT ABOUT PADDLE BOATS ?????
Well, that's why captcha exists. It's ironically self defeating. It's used tell if you are human, by also teaching it how to respond like a human.
Yep
https://www.accesswire.com/618585/By-Typing-Captcha-you-are-Actually-Helping-AIs-Training
LOVE a pede with the sauce.
https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/the-shuttlebike-turns-your-bicycle-into-a-boat-6439.gif
Yes
I have no idea why I found this so fucking funny but I did...and I needed that. Thank you pede
I laughed so fucking hard
If it stops bots from crashing the site, I'll keep clicking this stupid fucking yacht.
I agree. I’m just trying to lighten it up a little. It’s so fucking infuriating what this president and this country has been through the past 4 years.
If there were an award for the best post about the captcha, you would surely win it.
LOL.
The boats are fine, except that some of the photos are of ships and not boats.
But bicycles? The most vehicle of choice for rich, oligarch cucks? This is just rubbing misery in our faces having to look at those cuckmobiles.
LOL. I like the angle.
"Is this carbon atom part of a boat?"
if its a blue atom it must be water and boats float
Honestly for me it was more like tag the pictures with water in it.
They just threw me a curve. Instead of the usual three boats, they snuck in an extra fourth to see if I was still paying attention. Sneaky bastards.
This is really a great comment
I must say I've gotten quite proficient at it. I leveled up today.
Crosswalks.
FUCK YOUR FUCKING BOAT AND SHOVE YOUR FUCKING BIKES UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
I often cycle around the decks of my large yacht so I have no problems!
in this time of great pain and betrayal... your post is gives me a well deserved laugh, thank you fren :D
Never thought I'd see a bike or a boat as some sort of communist subversion effort, but here we are.
Necessary evil in these fucky times. Grin and click it.
It should have been puppies or kittens or boobs
Not even upboats?
Just woke up after a few hours sleep getting back from DC...
Insert pic of wizard saying Boat? Bike?
Thanks for making me laugh on the worst day ever
Thanks for the Kayak memes.
I respect people who find humor in tough situations!
(Embodies the best of the human spirit)
Lololol!!
https://kekpe.pe/i/5fbae6a6f343d.gif
Are we having fun yet?
There there, fren. Let me wrap you up in this comfy blankie...here's a big cup of yummy hot coco.☕️🙂
Now rest well, everything will be OK.
Keep the laughs coming pedes. Today is a celebration
I got tripped up when I saw a tricycle when I was trying to find bicycles.
Lmao
“Please select the squares that have traitors” I’d leave less of a problem with
Lmaaooo
funny
What the fuck is even the point of that captcha bullshit? I hate it.
I got a boatplane. I didn’t count it. Did I do good?
Mods trying to demoralize you as well it seems
I needed the first laugh of the day, Thanks
Be careful when the cops com,e to your door: Sir we have pictures of a bicycle on the street; can you identify if it is yours? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee